FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A LIMITED EDITION COLORED VINYL OF PROTEST THE HERO’S FORTRESS!
Thursday, May 8th, 2008 at 4:56pm by Vince Neilstein
Boy are you guys lucky today. The fine people at Vagrant Records sent me TWO copies of a special limited edition colored vinyl of Protest the Hero’s amazing Fortress, and guess what that means — you all get one. Though you’ll have to fight over it. And we get to watch.
All you have to do to win is post a comment with a funny caption for the below photo. Axl and I will choose our favorite and notify the winner by email. Have fun!
The chick behind us…and her 2 brothers…told us to act white. So we are. This is all we could think of. Please save us.
Awww shit dog! Is that Toki? Motherfuckin Toki? Metal is dildoes man!
define minority
if we look pissed they’ll go away darling.
Gary Coleman will do anything for a photo op these days
“So yeah, like, I took the polar bear by th ears and rode it like a wild hog”
Wes Borland sharing quality time with his fans.
Excuse me, which way to the black metal show?
“Trve Black Metal”
Man, I swear, deez mo fuckin’ metalheads always be all up on our streets like, “Metal, Metal, Metal, Satan, Worship A Goat”…Jesus Christ, Get a job, then instead of dem tired ass black threads, you can get these hella clean white ones, that are 8 times to big fo yo azz!
Metal has finally become… “street”..
Black Two Metal Brothers!
Excited to arrive after a video-inspired suicide pact, the two Disturbed fans soon realized that there is no metal in Hell.
Bein kvlt. UR DOIN IT WRONG.
“Now when you say ‘brother’…. is he really your relative? Or is he just another black person?”
“Hell yeah! I can get down. Jay-Z be doin’ that rock shit!”
find the metalhead: is it the scouling douchebag and his friend, or is it the girl in the back putting up the horns like she means it?
Peace, Metal, Westsiiiidddeee!
Two in the pink, two in the stink.
After this picture the girl behind us asked us to play some of the music we like for her. We thought Wicked Wisdom and Body Count would be a good place to start. She then told us how bad those “crackers” suck!
wrong neighbourhood homies
This picture was taken from Fieldy’s new book “Got The Life”. In this picture, he goes through one of his crazy moments in Brooklyn where he meets some black people and decides to give himself Braids.
After this photo was taken, the two black males stole the digital camera and sold it to buy crack for the black hobbit in the white coat…story of the streets
Proof that this site is racist.
This site isn’t racist (it’s run by a buncha Jew boys, ya know…) It’s the assclowns who comment and give metal a bad name thus making it so…
And for the record, I love them Jew boys :)
Finally…
“Upon seeing this, the ghost of Malcolm X smiled and slept well for the first time in his posthumous life.”
No matter how metal you think you are, there will always be someone there to remind everyone that you’re just some guy making a funny face.
One digital camera 50$
3 pure white hoodies… 100$ a piece
2 black shirts 25$ a piece
Ironic disposition of clothing priceless
“First ones in line for the Korn show!!!
Brutal metal at its finest!!!”
“Thinning hair be damned – Honey, let’s show these ‘urbanites’ what true metalheads are all about. now hold me tight.”
YOU CAN TAKE THE BOY OUT OF JERSEY –
BUT YOU CAN’T TAKE THE JERSEY OUT OF THE BOY.
The parking lot party for the Mastodon/R. Kelly show.
Quick, he’s not paying attention….get his watch!
I don’t think Dr. King’s dream was for all races to look equally retarded….
“This is me and Shelly just before the beatdown, who the fuck knew horns was a rival gangsign in that neighborhood… I just tied my own shoes today, can I have the jello now?”
Black Metal.
Douchebaggy expressions and peace signs = not metal.
Making fun of someone while standing in the background of a picture they are taking = metal.
Standing in the far back of all of this nonsense, arms crossed over your backstage pass, filled with a combined sense of satisfaction and despair at knowing your predictions about future generations have all come true = corpse-grinding metal.
“Korn’s Norwegian fan club react to the announcement of a new ‘Korn’s Greatest Hits’ album.”
“FUCKING METAL – No matter how brutal you try to be, there’s always someone ruining it for you”
@ Chris….. you can’t win a contest by ripping off the original version of this picture…. fucking moron.
….and then, nu Metal was born.
BaronessFan, I thought the picture above was the original picture :P
I know this site isn’t racist, i was being facetious.
“wait… ‘BLACK METAL’ doesn’t mean what i think it means?”
[...] week we got a whole lot of racist but mostly un-funny entries for the Funny Photo Caption contest, in which we asked you guys to come up with a funny caption for the photo at right. I suppose we [...]
I dunno who won, but this one:
# Adam Says:
May 8th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
One digital camera 50$
3 pure white hoodies… 100$ a piece
2 black shirts 25$ a piece
Ironic disposition of clothing priceless
should have.
Oh Hell Nah Tyrone You see this Crackers
although he insisted dragonforce were power metal
sam couldn’t ignore his black metal following
“When I woke up in the hospital, I realized the only metal we shared was lead.”