FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A COPY OF ANOTHER BLACK DAY’S DEBUT ALBUM
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 at 4:18pm by MetalSucks
Last week’s Funny Photo Caption contest (picture at right) spawned a ton of hilarious entries, but in the end only three will take home a copy of Revolver’s special edition Tool issue (pictured at left). It was a tough call, but these are the winning entries:
Johnny Ringo: “seriously guys… i’ve slaughtered more than my fair share of christian souls… burned AT LEAST half a dozen churches and i have every single riff and lyric memorized from Anthems to the Welkin At Dusk and i STILL have to be the one who gathers fire wood on camping trips? WEAK!!!!”
Uranamous: “So THIS is the new musical direction that Insane Clown Posse have been talking about taking. Sweet!!!”
JW Gacy: “A failed ad campaign for Captain Morgan’s new ‘Woodland Gimp Rum’.”
Congrats guys — we’ll be emailing you shortly to get your addresses so we can send you your prize. This week we have five copies of Another Black Day’s self-titled debut (Bieler Bros. Records) to give away. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments. Good luck!
This is what happens when a gay biker played by Burt Reynolds donates sperm to Paris Hilton, who then realizes she can’t take care of the child — He is then collectively raised by all of the members of KISS, ala Three Men and a Baby.
No life till leather, gonna get some ass tonight!!
And we all thought Judas Priest looked cool…
Wes Borland finally decides to release a solo album… “Live from Ibiza!!”
Velcome to “Shprockets,” I am your host, Dieter. Ve have changed formats and vill now be rock danse oontil dawn.
“Hey, guys! Check out my Halloween costume! I’m one of those metalheads! WOOOOOO! SATAN!!!!!!”
The Biker from the Village People new and improved look! Updated for the new millennium!
Red Octane finally realizes that it has been ignoring the goth metal scene in its Guitar Hero franchise and scraps Guitar Hero: Aerosmith for Guitar Hero: Type O Negative
the number 3 neccesity on Halford’s road rider.
Is that a Guitar Hero controller in your pocket, or are you just really really happy to see me?
Dude, seriously, the air guitar contest is over! Go home already!
Comes with 2 realistic openings and guitar (non-functional).
“me fingers hurt”
Synester Gates before he got his big break.
George Michaels on a good day.
Robert Palmer video reject #286
in other news… Orgy are set to release their first new album in over five years…
Todd McFarlane Toys presents the new A7X doll.
guy spelt Euronymous wrong
A sneak peek at David Draiman’s new “METAL” clothing line.
Man with lack of ethnic background compensates with dark clothing and unrealistic ambitions.
so this is what rob halfords long lost son looks like
Lou Perlman’s decided to go in a completely different direction since his sentencing.
Wal-Mart decided to go with a perfect combination of “ultra rad heavy metal” meets “knockoff Sears Catalog replica” in First Act’s new ad campaign for their newest guitar line: “Plastic Paradise”
Plastic instruments for plastic people!
“I said what what in the butt! I said what what in the butt! You want to Rock it in my butt, in my butt? You want to Rock it in my butt in my butt? OKAAY!”
“Alright, Alright. This next song goes out to Jason “Fast-Daddy” Edwards, the man I love. Its called Fucked in the Ass with an Axe. Here it goes…”
Mmm.. leng jai… ham lan sap kai yeh, ngo look yeh chou mm chou ar?
all that leather is…..TOO…..MUCH……METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darth wanker
So Ozzy does have the odd good looking kid!
check out the new model of ken doll it’s called “guitar player of the village people ken” get it today…it goes well with “def leppard groupie” barbie
The sneak preview of the action figure for the lead guitarist of prominent glam-death metal band Studfist leaked on the internet today…
Alexi Laiho unveils the new look for CoB on the eve of their new release “BloodDrunk”
Note the attention to detail, the guitar has been designed to have the appearance of a novelty shop blow up axe. Brilliant.
“There’s many who tried to prove that they’re faster,
But they didn’t last and they died as they tried”
God, Joan Jett looks good for her age….and her guitar playing sounds much better.
Boy G
Boy George the metal years
Alls this leathers and theys can’t gives me a leathers guitar? This is like askings Britney Spears to sings!
It’s your own AIR GUITAR TRANSEXUAL! Not found in any stores! If you are one of the first 100 callers we will include an extra set of assless chaps! It sucks, it fucks, plug in your ipod and cornhole to your heart’s content! It’s made of durable polyurethane for years of use! Only $599.99 while supplies last!
After being thrown out of KMFDM, I started my own band BDSM.
“what do you mean i not ‘band material’?! dude really look at the new ’squek effects’ that i get from this spankin brand guitar of mine!”
“If our new ad campaign doesn’t get those kids to put down those kids to put down those dumb Guitar Hero controllers and pick up a Dean HardTail, then we are just not doing our jobs.”
The inflatable guitar is actually the least artificial element in this picture.
“I knew it didn’t feel right, my new blow-up guitar has a female input”.
“Man if only these camera men knew how much I love cock. Actually I wish this was a huge cock in my hands not this stupid inflatable guitar”
canea Says:
May 22nd, 2008 at 7:34 pm
Comes with 2 realistic openings and guitar (non-functional).
That is your winner!
Full pleather dildo optional in the mouth while supplies last.
Seriously guys… A balloon guitar? I said leather. This totally clashes with my outfit. I was going for a common theme here to tie all of this together. You’re fired!… Just as soon as I sort out this whole gender identity thing…
“Dad, you don’t have to lie to your co-workers about those pictures in your wallet anymore. I’m a star!”
probably disqualified now, but it’s all in good fun.
“PECKER BOY FLOYD”!!!! LIVE AT ROCKLA-HOMO!!!!
Blackie Balless of W.A.S.P…which stands for “We All Suck Peckers”
I am here to try out for THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW. what!!!!! 20 yrs to late?? And I was PUMPED UP for the show. damn it, janet!!!!
You may find yourself asking….”does anybody really care bout a L.A guns reunion or if faster pussycat go back out on tour this summer?, can steven “Sex” Summers still get it up? or what exactly do leather boys do with electric toys????”…..Damnit I do!
Slipknot FINALLY unveils their new costumes for their upcoming album!!
Some of us are just “Too Fast For Love”
rob halford has unvailed his newest fashion line for homosexuals,”Grinder Searching For Meat”. Halford was quoated ” I needed to expand into new ventures and we all know that homosexual man love leather but this is for the real rough metal man. we even added an easy gerbil excise hole. so that partner of yours can have the joy of watching you scream like me!!!!
Ever read the lyrics to the Priest song “Jawbreaker?”
Hot Topic’s marketing is really coming along
Looking back now, Johnny realizes that the bright lights in his dreams really didn’t do anything but blind him.
…we caught up with what Kevin (above photo) has been doing since he left the Backstreet Boys and he had this to say: ” I just hated to be associated with that shit, it was sooooo fucking gay, like can you believe it…”
I got the butt beads if you got the time!!!
lets go honkey tonkin
Lube metal.
“cum and get it Judath Prietht!”
So I’m auditioning for the vacant guitarist slot in Korn, My influences are Liza Minelli and Ricky Martin. Haven’t heard your music yet but you look suuuper cute in a kilt-Call me!
Madonna’s backing guitarist.
Guitar Hero 4 1/2: Judas Priest Edition. Vinyl pants not included.
Playstation presents: Guitar Zero
“This isnt the only thing I pump up before the show boys” said one of Mansons minions
The new look from Abercrombie and it’s called “Heavy Metro!”
Hell Bent for Plastic
Manager: “His gear just got stolen and we can’t afford any for tonight’s show. Just play his part over the PA and let’s hope no one notices.”
When Fred Durst realized how successful Judas Priest was, he pulled out his 80’s romp outfit and called up his other band mates from Limp Bizkit…
“Hi, I’m Axl Rosenberg”
Don’t have a cow man, wear one. And the guitar is REAL, ok?…it’s pleather, it still counts!
If you thought Rob Halford was gay, you should meet his cousin Chuck.
metal-god Pete Wentz at the sidekick 3 release party
The first guitar player to take Carmen Electra’s virginity….and she regrets getting plastered that fateful night ever since then.
Dude since when did Rob Halford have a kid, I thought he was gay. At least he is following at his dad’s footsteps.
Tommy Hilfiger releases his “Black Metal” line of clothing to the confusion of rappers everywhere.
It’s what’s in the pants that counts.
LIVE from Rob Halford’s basement rec room!
got cow?
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