IN WHICH WATCHING OUR READERS BEAT THE SH*T OUT OF EACH OTHER WAS AMUSING
It’s been another great week in Metalsville. Here are some highlights:
- Disturbed and Dillinger Escape Plan continued to trade highly amusing barbs in the press; almost as amusing as our readers’ barb-trading about said barb-trading. But all good things must come to an end.
- Ki$$ will continue without any original members and will sanction a reality show to choose the new members. A starving child somewhere cries out in disbelief.
- Privileged members of the press (not us) get to hear new Metallica music. Mixed reviews emerge.
- Death metal band with a cow on vocals. What else do you need to know?
- L.A. Guns hire David Spade as their new singer.
- Devin Townsend axes the skullet. Say it ain’t so!
- Scott Weiland is a drunken mess on stage in STP’s supposedly triumphant return. Sigh.
Until next week…
-VN
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