MARILYN MANSON LOSES HIS WOOD
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 at 3:17pm by Axl Rosenberg
Hollywood ingénue Evan Rachel Wood and shock rocker Marilyn Manson are dunzo, generally worthless celeb gossip blog D Listed reports. Apparently the bright young thing dumped the God of Fuck after he tried to kick her brother, Ira, out of her guest house, where he was living.
A “source” explains:
“Evan owned the house and didn’t want her unemployed sibling living on the street. It was the tipping point. Evan was fed up with how controlling and emotionally abusive Marilyn was.”
So now we know what the lyrical content of Manson’s new album will be about.
I’d say Manson should pursue Kat Dennings next, since she’s kinda goth-y looking and has huge boobs, but I hear she’s shtupping director Robert Rodiguez (who, incidentally, used to slip it to Rose McGowan, Manson’s ex). Anyone else have a suggestion for barely legal chicks Manson can fuck for free publicity?
-AR
The girl from Juno who, coincidentally, acted in a movie about pedophilia called Hard Candy.
Ellen Page is far too attractive for Manson. And Hard Candy fucking rocked.
I agree with Kat Dennings
Actually, if he moves over here to any of the states in the south east he can fuck Miley Cyrus. She’s super punk rock and stuff right?
And who wouldn’t love to see Manson kick her fucktard of a brother’s ass.
I hate to break it to ya, fellas, but Ellen Page doesn’t like men. Sorry.
Hayley Williams from Paramore. it’d be hilarious.
Hayley Williams is dating Chad Gilbert from New Found Glory, who just happens to be almost 10 years older than her, so she’s well on her way.
And Ellen Page not liking men doesn’t make her any less attractive…which is the only point I was making.
Ah, i had been wondering where i would be able to find news on irrelevant popstars romantic interests. Thanks Metalsucks!
fuckin clowns….. anyway, today is shred master paul gilbert’s birthday! happy 42nd birthday paul!!!
Kat Dennings gives me wood.
^ high-five to that
How the fuck does he even get these girls in the first place?
Personally, I think Dita should take him back. They were a good match. And he made the best music while he was married to her.
well the olsen twins were in the dope hat video
Ironicly Evan’s brother was Kat Dennings first love.
OH SHIT! You’re right! That’s soooo funny! Now wonder Manson kicked him out. He didn’t want someone cooler then him hanging around.
Is it just me or does manson look like Nicolas Cage from that angle?
@Gothenburgstyle
Wonderful now we know who gets to portray Manson in Oliver Stone’s next movie, “Antichrist Superstar: The Rise and Fall of Satan’s Only Begotten Son”. Cage gets to play the whole movie as Ghost Rider playing Manson, now that’s acting.
Joel: You would too if you had a baby arm for a dick
Joel: You would too if you had a baby’s arm for a cock
OK so let me get this straight… He wrote a movie based on Lewis Carrol and then has a history of opiate abuse and barely legal girls..hmm…any intelligent metal heads wanna point to the obvious here? who’s the next alice maybe?
comments on this entry are so metal.
Kat Dennings is fucking hot.
He should settle down with a nice Jewish girl…
mwahaha he’ll just go back to screwing twiggy!
LOV3 YOU MIL3Y!!!
hey miley! I have all of your CD’S!!!
Miley has sold millions and millions of CDs already, and she’s only 16!! She has tons of fans and will be more popular in the future. Love you, Miley
Shut the fuck up about Miley cause I fuckin HATE her