EARTHSBLOODILICIOUS GOD FORBID PRE-ORDER! YUM.
Thursday, January 22nd, 2009 at 1:40pm by Vince Neilstein
Bad economy got you down? Then rejoice in the fact that you can pre-order God Forbid’s boner-worthy new album Earthsblood, together with a t-shirt and bonus CD — for only $18. That’s cheaper than most retail CDs… or what goes for a “dime” of pot these days… or a tranny blowjob in Chelsea… but I digress.
Aside from the fantastic, forward-thinking, insert-superlative-for-”brutal”-here Earthsblood, you’ll also receive a bonus CD containing the audio of the entire live set included on the Beneath the Scars of Glory and Progression DVD. The (non-black!) t-shirt is killer too, featuring the Earthsblood cover artwork. What else do you need to know? You can preview a couple of tracks from Earthsblood on God Forbid’s MySpace page and then indulge in the pre-order at the CM Distro webstore. Don’t say we never did nothin’ for ya.
-VN
linky no worky
I have little interest in a non-black metal t-shirt
Let’s talk about the PsyOpus pre-order instead.
Ahhh just further proof to my theory that metalsucks has a nasty brown tongue from giving God Forbid (to be specific each member individually) yet another tongue enema. I’d make the joke about getting an enema taste of your mouth but that would just be shrewd and heartless. I’m quite interested to see how many more brown tongue posts are made about GF before the album is released, let alone the vast and ridiculous amount that will be made after the albums release. Strap yourself in kiddies this is going to be a long overdose of more GF hype.
Hype? Bullshit bud. God Forbid is a solid band, and if metalsucks wants to hype them up then so be it. Are you telilng me YOU don’t support the bands you listen to?
I for one am very appreciative of this post, because if metalsucks didn’t post it I prob wouldn’t have heard of it. I ordered my two cds and a shirt and will be anxiously awaiting their delivery. \m/
MetalSucks is a solid site, but has successfully turned me off of GF for good with all of this advertising.