NATURAL BOOBS = GOOD AUDIO QUALITY
Wednesday, January 28th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Vince Neilstein
In a well-written but typically sour-old-fart-ish rant about the audio quality of CDs vs. vinyl, industry pundit Bob Lefsetz made perhaps one of the best comparisons ever:
I felt the [CD]. But it wasn’t warm. It was a silicone tit, not the real thing. Real boobs sag. The girls think we hate this. Along with stretchmarks and that roll of fat around their middle. Whereas this makes girls real. They’re built with a higher percentage of body fat. They’re made to give birth, to nurture. Who’d want to sleep with a ten year old boy? A STARVING ten year old boy?
A woman built for the media orders a salad and picks at it. A real woman savors her food, she evidences sensuality. Something that’s hard to see, but all men pick up on. The same way it’s hard to quantify why vinyl sounds so much better than CDs. You just FEEL IT!
So there you have it… natural boobs = vinyl / good audio quality, and silicone tits = too-perfect, sterile sound. I couldn’t agree more. So where does that leave MP3s? Man-boobs?
-VN
LOL!! That is classic!! Good post Vince!!
Ever ask a girl if she’s had a boob job and she tells you, “No, these are all natural. i haven’t had a boob job, just a breast augmentation” leaving you confused on whether that constitutes as a boob job or not?
MP3’s are the breast augmentation of music.
oooh! i have vinyl boobies! YESSSSSSSS
I enjoy sleeping with starving 10 year old boys, so I don’t really get his argument.
I still prefer CDs, however I favor a dirtier audio production for a lot of the bands I listen to. How terrible was that over-produced slop that All That Remains put out? Even on vinyl that can’t sound good.
hahahahahahahah well i was gonna comment but all i can do is laugh hahahhahahahahaha. ahhh thats tits
I’ve lately made the resolution to buy all of the music in which I’m interested on vinyl. It’s not because I feel that it sounds better than CDs or MP3s; although I do transfer the records to my iPod at the highest audio resolution offered by Garageband. I find that by purchasing my music on vinyl I’m forced to be selective and search for that often elusive vinyl pressing.
I will say, though, this “vinyl renaissance” – as the major labels and music writers have called it – has made it easier for me to get my mitts on wax.
Long live the real boobs.
@ seveword: lol.
I like both vinyl and Cd sound. mp3 sucks.
I like real boobs. I like vinyl. The death magnetic mastering is the equivalent Pamela Anderson’s Chest. Mastering can either perfect music or destroy it, vinyl is generally mastered better because the pressing of vinyl requires it.
Both have pro’s & cons. At a party, is it better blare vinyl records out the back yard, changing sides every half hour arguing with every cunt about what to put on next – or setting up the 5-stack CD player & changing it probably once? Better yet an MP3 player on shuffle?
Who has time to sit next to the record player wanking over the sound quality anymore? A cup naturals are fine, but I’d take DD’s anyday.
What I wanna know is… where does my penis go? That’s *all* I need to know.
Umm, I like (natural) B36s. What do they qualify as? Those half size vinyls?
I actually work in a music warehouse and I’ve seen vinyls that are roughly twice as wide in diameter as a CD, and I’ve seen the full sized vinyls that if you whacked someone over the head with them, you’d probably knock em out cold. The smaller ones I references in my first sentence are more like big ninja stars…