NIGHTWISH’S ANETTE OLZON LOVES A GOOD MUUMUU
Wednesday, May 6th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Axl Rosenberg
Alright. So on Monday night at Paganfest (where Moonsorrow absolutely RAPED the crowd, in addition to have the coolest t-shirt of the evening – the Statue of Liberty on fire while a viking ship sails away), I heard a bunch of people talking about Saturday’s night’s NYC Nightwish concert. We weren’t there, but the thing that seemed to stand out in the mind of everyone who did attend wasn’t the music or the performance – it was was that vocalist Anette Olzon was apparently wearing a muumuu.
Okay. Humorous enough.
But then, earlier today, Vince and I had lunch with some friends who were also at the show, and all they could talk about was this friggin’ muumuu. So I looked on YouTube and, sure enough, some fan got some footage on his or her cell phone – and Olzon, is, indeed, wearing a muumuu.
Now, muumuus are traditionally reserved for a) the pregnant and b) the morbidly obese; Anette certainly isn’t the latter and some rumors from last year aside, I don’t think she’s the former. So oh why oh why is she wearing this smock?
Check out the video footage after the jump.
-AR
Oh my, that’s a poor choice.
It was laundry day and that’s all she had clean.
hmmm…. very unNightwishy!
Why? Well…if you look at the 19 sec mark, the answer is obvious.
Well, she’s Swedish. If what I know about Swedish promiscuity is true, Swedes are always pregnant.
hear, hear for moonsorrow having RAPED paganfest.
when i went, i expected them to dampen the joyous mood, after a great blackgaurd and swashbuckle set, and right before korpiklaani (who cannot possibly have a bad set), but they just ANNHILATED!!
wow, at the end there, somebody was doing some serious finger dances
not sexy :( without sexy there is absolutely nothing about this band that’s worth attention.
on the second thought, she’s not that sexy. What am I doing looking at this post ?!
she looked better with dark hair
When did you start writing for the E! channel?
I love that picture of Homer! Made my freaking day.
I saw Nightwish Tuesday night in Baltimore and she was wearing a regular dress.Maybe she forgot to do her laundry before the NYC show or maybe TOM had come to visit.She’s hot regardless.She could wear an old school Jonathan Davis jump work out suit and look good.
Screw what she is wairing, her blonde hair looks horrible
It’s interesting…that as a point of reference, a symbol of modern pop culture is used to explain what a muumuu is. The ‘raised-on-google’ generation – always one power outage away from a complete and total nervous break down.
Ever since the last US tour, she hasn’t been looking that great. The blonde hair and bangs were a bad choice and now this. Oh well, I’m still interested in what she sounds like more than what she looks like.
Haha, LOL at King-size Homer’s picture. That episode is epic!
[Yes, I'm not giving any f*k 'bout Nightwish]
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They played the next night in Allentown….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9r-Ojo17ORc
THAT is not a muumuu. Gotta mix it up, I guess.
a.)she’s pregnant
or
b.)girls think that ugly muumuu thing is totally cute.
You never ever go full Ann Wilson.
Moonsorrow were really good, but it was those heathens from the Republic of Ireland, Primordial, who RAPED at Paganfest.
“…the coolest t-shirt of the evening – the Statue of Liberty on fire while a viking ship sails away”
I didn’t even notice that that was the design on the Moonsorrow shirt :-/
Yea, i saw nightwish the night after this in Allentown…she looked fine. But before the concert i looked up some youtube videos from NY the day before and was appalled at the potato sack of a dress she was wearing…
Speaking of the blonde hair, i was among the first to see her with blonde hair in concert =D
it wasn’t that bad when it went down to the length of her chin…after that…ew…
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_93IuP2jawcc/SjalpdXtQSI/AAAAAAAAAUw/claWMahpfZg/s1600-h/acnenewyork.jpg