FUNNY PHOTO CAPTION CONTEST: WIN A HUMONGOUS PACKAGE FULL OF SPINEFARM RECORDS AND CHILDREN OF BODOM GOODIES

Thursday, May 21st, 2009 at 6:22pm by

funny_wallpapers_heavy_metal_009135_Congrats to the winners of our most recent funny photo caption contest. For the first time ever, one of our winners’ entries was actually a response to another, less funny entry (yay threaded comments!). The winners, captions, and prizes they will receive are as follows:

jimmy: “A nu-metal guitar hero would never have that many buttons.” in response to wags: “Guitar Hero: Nu-Metal! Now with your favorite hits from Stuck Mojo, Nonpoint, Saliva and MORE!!! *goatee and clown shoes sold separately*.” (wins: Longbox CD edition of Agoraphobic Nosebleed’s latest Agorapocalypse + CD of Brutal Truth’s latest Evolution Through Revolution and posters of both bands!)

jorbams: “BrokenCYDE adds live guitarist.” (wins: Regular CD editions of both of the above.)

Dane: “So metal, it’s plastic.” (wins: Regular CD editions of both of the above.)

This week we’re giving away a ginormous package of goodies from Spinefarm Records and Children of Bodom. Seriously, this is so much shit that when you get the box you’re not gonna know what to do with everything. Check it out:

Apocalyptica – S/T CD
Apocalyptica – Amplified: A Decade of Reinventing the Cello
Apocalyptica – Live (dvd)
April – Anthems for the Rejected CD
Brother Firetribe – Heart Full of Fire CD
Ensiferum: S/T CD
Ensiferum: Dragonheads CD
Ensiferum: Iron CD
Kalmah – For the Revolution CD
Kiuas – The New Dark Age CD
Moonsorrow – Tulimyrsky EP CD
Rotten Sound – Cycles CD

Children of Bodom:
Are you Dead Yet?
Blooddrunk
Chaos Ridden Years (DVD)
Chaos Ridden Years (CD)
Follow the Reaper
Hatebreeder
Something Wild
Tokyo Warhearts

Spinefarm Hoodie
Spinefarm Logo T-Shirt

Holy crap! Just come up with a funny caption to the below photo and it’s all yours.

funny picture of kid in toilet

  • Muhammed

    Lars Ulrich; Age 53

    • jake

      why wont the rolling stones just stop making music….:(

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    Everything that Fred Durst creates turns to shit.

  • fightingmike

    “But i have no where else to take a bath mom!”

  • fightingmike

    A good reason not to listen to Slipknot around your children(“People=Shit)

  • fightingmike

    Varg Vikernes’ in his prison cell.

  • Mike Adam

    This what happens when little kids are forced to listen suicide silence all day long

  • JonasCoussement

    Alive Shit: Binge & Purge (Metallica 1993)

  • poopsmcgee

    Step 1: marinate in pisswater and feces…

  • Shawn

    Carol had her child six years ago, and she never even knew it.

  • Joe

    Witness the genesis of future message board retards.

  • bob

    those damn C.H.U.D.S are breeding down there!

  • deathangel

    Metallica changed their debut album name from “Metal Up Your Ass” to avoid lawsuits from this kid’s parents. The new title, “Kill ‘Em All,” was referring to the shitty plumbers who left their wrenches in this toilet.

  • Kevin

    This is me, when I really do “take the kids to the pool”

  • AbominableShowman

    Devourment are going to incredible lengths to promote the ‘Babykiller’ re-release, unfortunately Majewski forgot to flush.

  • Badseed

    MTV recently fimed a Death Metal themed Cribs. Here we see Glen Benton’s bathroom. Complete with Satanic toilet. It really does eat children!

  • Olinville

    one more goddamn Devil wears Prada song and I’m flushing myself…..

  • Black Rose

    I’m trying to get Goldy back!! You didn’t have to flush him!! He LIKED swimming upside down!!!

    • Keith Brown

      Win right here

  • Steve L

    “Mom, I just shit myself.” (cue sad trombone)

  • Adam

    This picture shows the formula Waking the Cadaver uses to record their vocals.
    Crying Toddler + Flushing Toilet= Wigger Slam Vocals

  • b

    ok, so this guy on the boards said all i have to do is shove my little brothers face into the toilet, and then record him screaming for help… and then poof, new oceano song!

    • http://www.twistedcritic.wordpress.com Chris

      Hey it’s Little Wes Borland! Better get used to that smell, kid…

  • Mouse

    Stop laughing and GET ME OUT OF THIS THING!! NOW! I’ll never criticize your music AGAIN!

  • Jenna

    “You can’t flush ALL of your mistakes down the toilet, dad!”

    • http://www.myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

      Jenna for the win.

  • Jenna

    “I leaned Bach too far! D:”

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    As seems to be the trend with Hollywood these days, the Ghoulies remake simply lacked the shock value of it’s predecessor.

  • Pedro

    The new Chris Cornell album WILL drive some of us to such lengths.

  • MackYourFace

    New stage prop for Gorgoroth’s new movie, Tru’r Norwegian Black Metal

  • LordBokrug

    Many years later Fred attempted the same stunt onstage at Ozzfest ’98

  • Seth

    Future member of iwrestledatoiletonce

  • Julian

    “Look Ma, I’m Chris Cornell’s career!”

    • http://www.myspace.com/northwestroyale Blake

      BWAHAHAHAHA!!

  • CT

    This is kayne west, only moments before he got into that fateful accident….

  • Marshall

    The true roots of screamo-crunk

  • kylemurder

    aborted a little late don’t you think?

  • balls

    And another Blabbermouth commenter is born.

  • Brock

    Copyright Romeo Rose 2009.

  • Kirsten

    When I said “If Fred Durst isn’t brilliant, I’m a piece of shit” you didn’t have to take it literally! I was being sarcastic!
    Now help me, my foot is stuck…

  • SheWolf

    The annoying side effects of “so brutal, you eat babies”.

  • groverXIII

    Bill struggled to recall his drunken outing the night before… what the hell did he eat?

  • simplyhorrible

    press release photo for shit-core screamer Dumpy McFeces, promoting his new band; bullets for bury your oceano valentine across the sun while wrestling a bear in the sky.

  • MetalRod

    “Mommy, please! When can bath-time be in the tub again?!?!”

    • elliott

      “when you stop shiting bricks”

  • http://www.youtube.com/nobudgettelevision C.J. the D.J.

    Stop Crying or you’ll have to eat the brown stuff by your foot for dinner!

  • timmah

    And for Axl Rose, now over 40 years later, things have finally come full circle.

    • Kevin

      Lul

  • Grey Price

    Fat Bastard’s turtle head, the aftermath.

  • Santi

    Support bacteria – they’re the only culture some people have.

    • Edika

      HAHAHAHAHAHA LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • http://heavyblogisheavy.wordpress.com/ Jimmy

      That joke was surprisingly high brow.

      Good one.

  • Alex

    With the ritual nearing completion, Disturbed could finally begin recording their next album.

    • dadie_kfw

      dude alex ahahahahaha

  • Johnny

    KILL THE CHILDREN MILDRED, LIMP BIZKIT IS BACK!

  • Robert

    The only storage space left for the little shit!

  • major

    my daddy ate my eyes out

  • holmes

    Avast! Man the cannons boys! Leviathan avises from the depths!

    • bubba T

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That my friend is highlarious.

  • Juan

    My mom never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch

  • http://blairk@ualberta.ca Blair

    Holy Shit Boy! What’d you Eat!?!?

  • Patrick

    Evidence of a metal musician’s household : un-filed taxes in the bath and children raised in toilets

  • Name Not Applicable

    “Surprisingly, a young David Draiman used to fail at creating shit.”

  • http://www.myspace.com/clayhe chris

    octomom becomes a mother…again

  • http://myspace.com/aaronlynnbaker Goat

    You heard of 2girls1cup, now we proudly present 1boy1bowl!

  • Blake Smith

    This wasn’t part of the training

  • erik

    Holy crap, told you it broke that one night a few months ago.

  • poopsmcgee

    How many times do I have to tell you?! Mr. Hanky doesn’t want to be your friend!

  • MrC

    Waking the Cadaver decided to return to their homeland, but unfortunately got stuck at the entrance.

  • Slender

    After the members of Metallica (mainly lars and james) gang raped Kortney love, this child was spawed. He just sits in the shitter all day long screaming ” Daddies Daddies look i’mgoing to be just like you when I grow up.”

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Flushcore

  • Ken

    Anal Cunt reveal their new album art for Ha Ha your kid is shit

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    A young Vince Neilstein in the space capsule his parents found him in

  • ian lutz

    im so metal that i eat virgins and shit babies!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    For Psycroptic, he spins the opposite direction

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Kids In The Throne Prune

  • Miroslav

    You’ll shit bricks when you see it…

  • http://heavyblogisheavy.wordpress.com/ Jimmy

    In Soviet Russia, brick shits you.

    • Dane

      for the win

  • http://heavyblogisheavy.wordpress.com/ Jimmy

    Does anyone else think that this kid looks a bit like a younger Brian Peppers?

    No wonder he grew up to look like shit.

  • Anthonii

    Failed attempt at Backyard, 18th Trimester abortion.

  • http://eddiebanchs@mac.com Eddie

    We all did this when we heard that Limp Bizkit was reuniting. It is the only safe place, hiding in shit, to get away from shittier shit.

  • Matt

    Van Halen popularized the brown noise, this baby perfected it.

  • Brando Calrissian

    “I have to pee. Open your mouth.”

  • Alex…!

    But mom! even if you sacrifice me you won’t stop limb bizkit from getting together again!

  • myke

    watch out its the flash of the turd!!!

  • RyanK

    Arguably the world’s (or at least Hot Topic’s) most renowned midget, the newly de-dreaded Dani Filth depicts where his musical career would have gone had he not started making music for gothic teenage girls. Unfortunately for poor Mr. Filth, the face being made in the photo is the look of a man who just stepped into some shat out of hell.

  • poopsmcgee

    hmmm…thats strange…i don’t remember any clothes…

  • sebascrub

    This is what happens when you do home renos without wearing a glove.

  • simplyhorrible

    CHILDREN OF BOTTOM!!! he screamed in a narcotic wash of obviousness.

  • raptor jesus!

    “I ain’t taking your shit no more, plunge me down scotty!”

  • Rob

    We’re going to need a bigger plunger.

  • Meat

    Merecedes, it’s too late for an abortion!

  • GoatRidersHorde

    Jimmy’s time machine still had some technical kinks to work out. Fastway would have to wait.

  • DeathMetalDave

    Somebody put this kid out of his misery and give him a courtesy flush!

  • crush1214

    If my father was a fan of metalsucks I would try to flush myself too.

  • wolfface

    “Mom you told me I have to be a big boy and learn to go in the big toilet.”

  • Ziltoid

    This is where babies really come from.

  • villanj1

    “It’s the year 2009 and your Mother gets you a bowl haircut? Well, let’s see how she likes the matching pants!”

  • Bronson

    Zach Roloff yelling at his dad Matt, “Dad your direct access solutions stool didnt work !)

  • http://UnklePaul Kyle Koster

    Quick honey, grab the toaster !

  • http://UnklePaul Kyle Koster

    Mom the smell of your dooche makes me hungry

  • Leo

    “See timmy thats what happens when you act like a dumbass”

  • Corey Borger

    The inspiration for Suicide Silence song “Lifted”

  • dick?

    some parents just use coathangers to get rid of unwanted kids.

  • I Am Asteroid

    “I just realized that my current situation is actually worse than listening to a Bret Michaels solo album.”

  • Aaron

    Little Larry’s first time being constipated………..poor little guy never saw this coming.

  • DeathMetalDave

    iwrestledaturdonce

    • Alex…!

      …and I ended up losing”

  • Sean

    “Miscarriage”

  • 20 eyes

    after getting pregnant off of his band’s toilet seat, it took Dani Filth 9 whole months to actually stand-up.

  • 20 eyes

    Torsofuck are running out of ideas for inspiration with lyrics.

  • Mike

    Dino Cazares’ first child is born: Sustantivo Cazares.

  • Nick

    Look, it’s the new single for Children Of Bodom’s cover of Overkills “Hello From The Gutter”

  • http://johnnybegood johnnybegood

    Look son it’s not personal, its just what you deserve for being alive

  • Dude Love

    Hey you! You little pisser! I’m talking to you. You’re supposed to give me some pee pee! Where’s that pee pee? Where talking about pee pee! I need that pee pee!

    OH NO MR. TOILET MAN!

  • fiveinthegakht

    “WIPE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  • Some Random Dude

    Q: Whats is a simularity between my van and my toilet?
    A: they both have toddlers in them.

  • Cretain

    Chad Gray of Mudvayne gets his inspiration for the song “Poop Loser”.

  • http://www.last.fm/user/wrath_of_vishnu Dillon

    Peter Griffin is right: children are born from the butt.

  • Noozle

    Devin Townsend’s humble beginnings.

  • http://mosesposes.com moses valenzuela

    Ghoulies V: The Cross Breed

  • http://mosesposes.com moses valenzuela

    Dick Cheney: “BUT I’M BOMBING GERMANY, MOM!

  • TheRooktrocity

    Disturbing Metal Trends Case Study #46 – Offensive album covers: Reunited, Carcass take controversy to levels not seen since the release of ‘Wake Up And Smell The Carcass’ with their first release in over a decade, appropriately titled ‘ Extremely Post-Natal Abortions and Scatalogical Ruminations’

  • Unkle Paul

    I said I need TP, bitch !

  • Unkle Paul

    Aw now I have diarrhea feet …

  • Unkle Paul

    Swine flu’s a bitch …

  • Waddya Mean Eugene

    “This kid looks the way I feel”

  • Damien L.

    Shortest album review ever from Blabbermouth.

  • zero

    Lambgoat rears its ugly head.

  • death

    I AM NOT A PIECE OF SHIT DADDY!!!!!!

  • DonuT

    ” Holy shit , wheres my auto-tune ? ” – Oli Sykes.

  • http://www.pandasdestroy.com jorbams

    Looks like that controversial 16th trimester abortion didn’t take…

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    So metal, it’s porcelain

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    Disposable heroes, disposable tampons

  • Uglymicrowave

    Wow I didn’t think eating all that swedish fish would make that come outta my ass?

    or he just heard oceano

  • Dress to Depress

    “I’d be honored to accept your waste…”

  • Pacey

    If you are laughing at this helpless child, go kill yourself.

  • Steven A

    Look kid, the fish is fucking dead! Get over it!

  • Bryan

    The visual concept behind Dream Theater’s “Falling Into Infinity”

  • Snauk

    CONGRATULATIONS!
    IT’S A BOY!

  • Alex…!

    “…and that’s how Vince Neilstein got so traumatized that started a crappy metalblog years later”

  • Jason C

    “Help! I thought I was at the Brokencyde concert, but there’s too many actual feces here!”

  • anthony

    “mommy, help! i went looking for limp bizkits career and fell in!”

  • Cincitucky

    “Junior… JUNYA!!! Stop crying already. If you would’ve broken that worthless Oceano CD I just bought, everything would be okay. But NNOOOO… you had go and break Meshuggah CDs with your Bob the Builder hammer. Now your getting the toilet bath, and I learned from last time. See how I moved Mommy’s things into the tub?? See? She aint gonna find out I did this to you again.”

  • http://dxferris@yahoo.com ferris

    Newest addition to Limp Bizkit reunion package: Screen cap from live-action comedy Limp Biz Babies.

  • treb118

    And when lars ulrichs baby cousin got stuck in a toilet he came up with the metal up your ass album art

  • Harpy

    A past winner of a MetalSucks humongous package giveaway………..now the family must resort to bathing in the toilet since the bathtub is full o’ freebies.

  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    Poor kid got stuck in Ozzy Osbourne’s artistic integrity.

  • Zach

    Tad Doyle’s bathroom after a night of Mexican food.

  • http://www.myspace.com/onlytheswolesurvive Mr Garland

    “HOW COULD YOU LEAVE ME HERE!?”

  • Mike

    The metal gods took a dump and alas, the birth of Phil Anselmo!

  • poopsmcgee

    how i felt when there were hardcore dancers at the misery signals concert a few days a go

  • kenchan13

    “just clean the dam tub because these baths SUCK!”

  • Mutt Weiler

    Dammit, Britney, wasn’t there sameplace else you could have put Sean Preston down while you were in the tanning booth? K-Fed’s gonna have a fit!

  • Mercyful_Laing

    Myles Ulrich must have been caught illegally downloading Daddy’s music again…

  • Kyle

    Toilet demons again? Who the hell keeps drawing the pentagrams on our pipes?

  • JoshBrogan

    …Aw, shit.

  • Sin and Death

    You cannot flush all of your problems down the toilet.

  • Gothian

    Holy crap !!!!…. I’d better go back

  • anathema

    About 13 trimesters too late for an abortion.

  • Old Skool Metal

    Avenged Sevenfold, In the beggining

  • bubba T

    Coming soon to a theatre near you…Ghoulies V- Ghoulies Go Obese.

  • SourDeez

    Holy shit it’s Flukeman! Kill that motherfucker!

  • jonowev

    “Should have used a condom”

  • http://www.myspace.com/superfreshsucks o0Stacey0o

    Nothing is more metal then bathing in your own Filth; Danni would be jealous.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    But Mom!! I wanna sing like Susan Boyle! I have to look like shit first!!

  • alex

    i promise to not never listen to oceano again daddy

  • mahkaivelli

    Before Mark Renton could embrace his heroin habit, he first had to overcome a vicious addiction to Flintstone’s chewable vitamins.

  • Sean Pulatie

    Quit laughing, Dad! There was nowhere else to take a bath!!!

  • Seb

    Argh! its dragging me down with it!

  • Shane Gillis

    To all barren women and sterile men: Taco Bell finally created a dish that will literally make you shit children. Eat up!

  • seveword

    The origins of Germany’s most underground music scene: Scheißemetall

  • Anger Unmanagement

    Yes. Can I help you with anything? I’m a little busy.

  • Anger Unmanagement

    OH FUCKING MY GOD! A picture-taking bear! The most diabolical of all the combinations. I must hide somewhere…

  • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

    Sneak peek at the Rob Zombie adaptation of “The Grudge”

    • Phro

      HAH! Win!

    • http://www.myspace.com/whiskeyrambleproject x101whiskey_ramble101x

      ***UPDATE***

      I’ve recently stumbled upon an article in the latest issue of Revolver….. When asked about the stark realism in contrast to the original “THE GRUDGE” ,Rob Zombie replied, “YEAHHHHHHH!”……

      I’d give you a link to the article, but it get’s predictively repetitive, with every other answer being, “YEAHHHHHH!”

  • Spencer

    The results of your Jenkem habit. Kids n Shit.

  • Frank

    Baby go down the holeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

  • Phro

    Bulimic Cattle Decapitation fan’s lunch.

  • d00mh4mm3r

    This is what happens when you don’t flush your prom abortions.

  • bearwizard

    Is that Riki Rachtman?

  • http://schenkeltown.blogspot.com Daisy May Tinklepants

    The alternate cover art for the first Korn album

  • http://myspace.com/Rican_zombie Andres

    Black trim, shown here around a large sink, is not a good match for dark brown wood.

  • Mike

    You’re doing it wrong.

    • Ironspudd

      Sounds like my honeymoon

  • Big

    “Dad, I thought you said this was the way to China?”

  • http://www.myspace.com/tomfrenette Tom

    “I thought it was choclate”

  • Michael

    What was just another day of young Fred Durst turned into the day when his musically genius idea of Chocolate Starfish was born, but it was also the same day that he decided that eating from them was not a good idea

    • http://www.myspace.com/tomfrenette Tom

      THIS SHOULD WIN

  • Johnny Ringo

    “upon hearing that both creed AND limp bizkit were doing reunion tours in the same year young rodrigo couldnt take it so he decided to flush himself down the toilet because floating in a river of sewage is much more enjoyable than knowing people are paying $50 a ticket to hear “arms wide open” and “nookie” played live one more time”

  • Glass Beach

    If you’d have smashed all the Metro Station CDs quicker, we wouldn’t be in this mess…

  • bubba T

    Come on Dallas…Your career died last night and we had to flush it before it stunk up the whole house. We will go to the store and buy you a new and better one tomorrow! I hear pizza hut is hiring. Now come drink your milk and mommy will sing you to sleep.

  • http://myspace.com/Rican_zombie Andres

    Holy shit Axl, what did you eat?!?!?

  • http://myspace.com/Rican_zombie Andres

    Axl will never let uncle Buck put him in time out again.

  • The Greys

    The cover of young Steven Pearcy’s first solo album, “Out Of The Toilet.”

  • Adrian

    Even long before Limp Bizkit came about… Fred Durst still knew he was the shit…

  • Jesse

    If there’s a picture of your son in a toilet on the internet, you might be a redneck.

  • Mitch

    A young Flo Mounier could not have realized that him and his career would be in the same spot thirty years later…

  • metalguy

    The basTURd son

  • http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/1633/vvesp21rp7.jpg Karsa

    Vinnie Vincent: The Early Years

  • Duran

    Why it’s little Alexi, from Children Of Bogdom

  • Malacoda

    Little Jimmy was very upset when he discovered the true origins of deathcore.

  • dogpark

    Kalmah in-studio update:

    ” I decided to drop my kid off at the pool today so I could finally make some progress on the new songs”.

  • Pancho

    Metallica: Shitage Days (1995-2009)

  • RaZZo

    “Little did young Freddie Durst know how this traumatizing potty training mis-hap would later serve as repressed, sub-conscious inspiration for a TOTALLY RETARDED stage prop…”

  • Pancho

    Dude, it’s the cover for “Mother, I Made a Faecalite Columnar Acumulation” Mars Volta’s latest single!

  • Pancho

    “But mom, I thought there were more Snickers bars where the last one came from!”

  • http://heavyblogisheavy.wordpress.com/ Jimmy

    Relapse Records reveals the cover art to the new Nirvana “Nevermind” grindcore cover/mash up album, “Come Again?!”. The album features grindcore artists from the Relapse roster performing medleys and mashups of “Nevermind” and their own songs.

    Tracklist includes:
    Pig Destroyer – Territorial Piss Angel
    Agoraphobic Nosebleed – Breedmaker
    Brutal Truth – Smells Like Teen Fisting
    Genghis Tron – Come As Your Arms
    And more!

    Coming Fall 09.

  • Trendkiller

    It’s official: Limp Bizkit’s music makes kids cry; then attempts to steal them from their lair.

  • dave

    they always said they would put me where i belong….

  • You Don’t Know Me

    The human embodiment of Black Label Society’s Shot To Hell album.

  • terrybeans84

    if we could only flush our problems away……..

  • cosk…

    SON!!!! did you find my hell yeah cd yet?…….NO? Get back down there and dig.

  • Chief

    Goddamnit son, that’s NOT how you jerk off…

  • Primateforever

    Preliminary artwork for the newest Waking The Cadaver/Diskreet split.

  • Edika

    Shit!!! The FEDS are at the door!!!
    Quick flush the Meth down the toilet!
    I siad the METH you stupid bitch!!!!!!

  • Simon

    “No, mr Michael Jackson, I’m not trying to escape!”

  • http://www.last.fm/user/Demigod1 Tyler

    In Soviet Russia, brick shits you.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net DeaThrash

    Eh, it’s all just crap anyway…

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    Drowning Pool

  • theBrown

    Right after after the poor child watched Ghoulies part 9….

  • TRMshadow

    Little Jimmy wanted to know what Devil Wears Prada was like so……

  • Josh

    Leaked photos of Fred Durst’s childhood autism

  • jordan sulk

    they all float down there. I wanna float too”

  • Alex…!

    so throwing alligators down the drain is an old fashion thing?

  • Joshua Salcido

    when there is no pool and all else fails, go for the toilet. till you get stuck.

  • Alex…!

    thanks god they didn’t throw those boxes down the drain, they could get stuck!

  • Joshua Salcido

    we were playing hide and seek mommy.

  • Joshua Salcido

    i saw it on the internet, thought i would give it a try.

  • Joshua Salcido

    wikipedia said it was possible. we all know they “never lie”

  • Chris

    The best part is thats actually my brother

  • King Cheezit

    A perfectly dysfunctional family: kid in the toilet while a perfectly clean kiddie-shitter is 3 feet away, daddy’s office work is in the tub while mommy takes pictures to prove that her life does in fact, suck this much.

  • MSRcast

    Damn, This isn’t the way to Albuquerque!

    • http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com Jimmy

      You caught me offguard and I lol’d

  • CJ

    “You don’t even know how to play chess.”
    “Yeah I do. King me.”

  • Jared

    “It’s not funny my ass is on fire!!”

  • kronzilla

    “just plug in the fucking toaster, turn it on, and throw it in with me so i can get this shit over with.”

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    The pink wall tiling was Axl’s idea

  • merzahbass

    And Chris Farley thought living in “a Van down by the River”

  • merzahbass

    edit: and Chris Farley thought living in “a Van down by the River” was bad

  • Rob

    The cover of Immortal’s new album

  • dadie_kfw

    EXCLUSIVE! NEVER BEFORE SEEN PHOTO!!!

    The lost clip from Suffocation’s “Abomination Reborn” music video.

    • dadie_kfw

      btw i love suffocation \m/

  • Rattleh3ad

    Don’t worry Spongebob- I’m coming! My mom has problems with crabs too so I know just what to do!

  • Frankie Pucek

    I wanna be a “Ninja Turdle”

  • http://heavyblogisheavy.wordpress.com/ Jimmy

    This is what Cartman’s mom should have done when she wanted that 32nd trimester abortion.

  • CrazyD

    breaking news!
    Economy has deeclined to near nothingness
    Families are forced to move in to cramp bathrooms..
    What’s more horring, little kids are forced to sleep
    In toilets. (god knows what goes on in the toilet while the child is in school)
    And we wonder why so many kids are exposed to swine flu.
    This has been your channel 5 breaking news.

  • Hopdevil

    This is the worst prom night ever!

  • Kathryn Gutierrez

    Well Mom you said take a bath. Your the one using the tub to store your vinyls and crap.

  • http://infernalnoize.blogspot.com Wayniac

    Last night must have been a big one… I think I’m glad I don’t remember it!

  • israelizach

    Well, you gotta wash up somewhere, and the tub is full of all that shit…

  • Laura DeLuca

    I swear if you don’t turn off that Britney Spears music, I’ll flush it!

  • http://www.myspace.com/gbh_gurl Jazmin H

    Metal up your ass…but not are prone to it.

  • http://www.myspace.com/stallord BStallord

    I couldn’t find the plunger.

  • Ted Sheckler

    Help mommy my ballbag is pinched !

  • Bowser

    Andy Dufresne age 4

  • Hugh Holo

    Been waiting all day for a hot chick to come and sit on my face

  • Tim

    Fans were surprised to see how faithful the biopic Limp Bizkit Origins: Fred Durst was to its source material.

  • alkahest

    Limp Bizkit jokes are too obvious, unoriginal, and unfunny. There’s like a hundred of them here.

    Jesus Christ.

  • http://infernalnoize.blogspot.com Wayniac

    I think he got the wrong idea after being told he was Heir to the Throne

  • Rockarolla

    ” The brown note, they Fuck**ng found it!!! “

  • john gally

    holy shit

  • hater_guy

    I didn’t know I was pregnant.

  • Nate Schwartz

    Wow… And I thought the octomom’s pussy looked like a manhole…

  • Gravespawn

    “Taking Butchered at Birth to a whole new meaning.”

  • InfernalFingers

    Hey, this isn’t the worst thing that’s ever happened… Remember when nickelodeon execs sold your childhood memories to Devil Wears Prada?

  • SpeedyMcFly

    WHOA!!! Why are the newspapers in the bathtub?

  • SuperDave

    Looking on, Bloodbath was inspiried to write “Eaten.”

  • BlackBrutality

    Bono– Humble Beginnings

  • Law gone wrong.

    “Mwahaha, they’ll never find me in here!”

    Playing hide and seek with the IRS isn’t smart, especially when the incriminating documents are right next to you.

  • Matt

    I’M NOT A POO MOM!

  • elliott

    wow… even at that age, Lars Ulrich was already full of shit!

  • elliott

    now that I’m covered in shit,m Michael Jackson won’t touch me any more. WOOHOO! Freedom!

  • poopsmcgee

    wow these comments have gotten progressively worse

  • Manure Chewer

    I hate when you leave your tampons in here mom, you make the whole room smell like pennies…

  • http://reaper-x.deviantart.com/ Reaper-X

    “Mommy called me a little shit…so I figured I’d sleep in the toilet.”

  • Moobeat

    Baby Luke! did you find a copy of Grand Declaration of War in there?

  • john gally

    who needs drano

  • john gally

    better to be pissed off then pissed on

  • john gally

    i am tired of people shitting on me

  • brandonmetal

    you aren’t leaving me here, brett michaels! there are consequences to banging skanks on reality tv!

  • \m/Eluveitie\m/

    There should be a limit to the number of responses allowed for these photo contests…how many weeks is it gonna take you guys to declare a winner this time? Plus it would eliminate a lot of duplicates

  • Rustedthoughts

    “I would rather flush myself then listen to your goddamn radio metal, Dad! I would rather have been aborted than listen to anymore All That Remains!”

  • Renee

    When I said take a shower, I didn’t mean a Golden Shower!

  • Jon

    Ok, the recipe calls for 1 cup “Krunk”, 1 cup Cher and 1 cup Screamo. Then we sacrifice a child to the Almighty Sewer King. Alright I think I got this…HOLY SHIT!!!!

    And so brokeNCYDE was born

  • Dane

    Hello, hello!
    I came out of the toilet bowl,
    So come sit down, and let it flow,
    so I can have something to eat.

  • Nick Flowers

    “MOMMY!!! I WAS LISTENING TO THE NEWEST TOO PURE TO DIE ALBUM AND I TRIED TO KILL MYSELF BUT I DID SOMETHING WRONG AND NOW IM STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKK!!!!”

  • Ted Sheckler

    iwrestledaterdonce

  • Crisis

    Its down the drain from here on out

  • Crisis

    That las t step is a doozey

  • Fat Matt Purple Haze

    On the heals of the success of his Arnold Schwarzenegger spoof band “Austrian Death Machine”, Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying fame has recruited his 2 year old nephew to front his new “Potty Mouth” inspired supergroup As I Sit In A Toilet Crying.

  • Fat Matt Purple Haze

    On the heals of the success of his Arnold Schwarzenegger spoof band “Austrian Death Machine”, Tim Lambesis of As I Lay Dying fame has recruited his 2 year old nephew to front his new “Potty Mouth” inspired supergroup As I Sit In A Toilet Crying. Also featured playing lead guitar in the band will be none other than Buckethead’s 3 year old son, Shithead

  • Christian

    He was just so obsessed with metallica…

    “I just wanted to ride the lightning so bad!”

  • Dave

    Lars Ulrich moments after hearing Death Magnetic leaked.

  • Biff Tanner

    I can’t believe I at the whole thing!!!!

  • Froogle

    “It’s for your own good Son, Limp Bizkit have reunited”

  • pat green

    I thought Metallica was kidding when they said ‘metal up your ass’!

  • darkdragon

    I come from the water.

  • yes

    “Why is all of this stuff in my bath tub??!!!?”

  • menucha fuchs

    daddy said i has a lil ass soo ive gotta use a lil seat but i fink my ass is big nuff cuz daddys ass is like my ass

  • xXxDarkfoxXx

    ” The creation of emo”

  • Maverick

    condoms are easier to flush

  • wendy

    New Wave of Death Metal vocals training session – I’ll give you GUTURAL!!!!! MUAH HA HA HA…….