SSSSSLLLLLLAAAAYYYYEEERRRRR!!!! (AND OTHER NEW ALBUMS COMING OUT)
Thursday, June 4th, 2009 at 10:45am by Axl Rosenberg
I went to bed and when I woke up this morning a number of interesting bands had announced album titles and release dates for their new records. Wowza. So… here we go:
- Slayer’s new album will be called World Painted Blood, Blabbermouth exclusively revealed. If you read this site regularly you know I’m a huge Slayer fan and I’m totally stoked about this record, especially after hearing how awesome “Psychopathy Red” is, but… this is a silly album title. It’s not bad-assed silly, either, like God Hates Us All – it’s just silly. Still, a bad album title shouldn’t derail anyone’s enjoyment of the actual music.
- 3 Inches of Blood will release their Century debut, Here Waits Thy Doom, on September 8. See, now that‘s a bad-assed silly album title.
- 3IOB’s countrymen and now-labelmates, Despised Icon, will release Day of Mourning on September 22. I have no judgements on that album title one way or the other. But a new Despised Icon disc could be sssswweeeeetttt.
- Still no word on Lake Bukkake’s forever-in-the-works reunion record, Chinese Bukkakacy. Sad.
-AR
21 COMMENTS on “SSSSSLLLLLLAAAAYYYYEEERRRRR!!!! (AND OTHER NEW ALBUMS COMING OUT)”
Damn it. I’ve been waiting for Chinese Bukkakacy FOR-EV-ER!! Come on guys!
haha! I see whatcha did there…
Slayer
its pronounced SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!! Looking forward to the new album and seeing them in San Antonio in August. HELL YEAH!
Awkward album title aside…. SSLLAAYYYERRRR!!
hey if Psychopathy Red was good then im sure it will be great. I’m waiting for it
Damn… that title really does suck. It sounds like something a really morbid 3rd grader would come up with.
The majority of metal album titles sound like they were thought up by third grader’s. This isn’t any worse then anything else that’s out there.
Well I obviously think it is asshat, otherwise I would not have commented. Axl apparently think so too. You’re telling me this title isn’t any worse than “seasons in the abyss” or even “Christ illusion”?
World Painted Blood- wtf does that even mean
well i learned something today silly titles sell records ha za! and awsome ne DI ! yes!
SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEERRRRR !
slayer’s album should’ve been called… slayer
Slayer >> the AC/DC of old-school thrash.
Who cares what thr name is, it’s new Slayer!
call me back when you have the release date for Sigh – Scenes From Hell. I could care less about anything else.
And all they had to do was swap the words around and there would no haterade poured on the floor, “BLOOD PAINTED WORLD”. Officially 56% less silly already, but still pretty absurd.
Oh well, slayer is still slayer and slayer is king.
NOW WHO WANTS TO HAVE A PEGLEG DUEL?
well….
World Painted Blood
Death Magnetic
United Abominations
It looks lke they’re all asking advice to Hetfield’s 8 year old son to get “cool” album titles.
they should give chuck Billy a phonecall to get a clue.
Let’s see what dumbass album title Anthrax comes with now.
“Worship Music” is Anthrax’s title for the next album! UGH!
This album title SUCKS! Much like “Death Magnetic” and “Worship Music.”
THIS SATURDAY IS NATIONAL DAY OF SLAYER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!