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THE GREATEST PROMOTIONAL POSTER I’VE EVER SEEN

 Monday, August 17th, 2009 at 4:00pm by

jeans candy

Pissed Jeans’ King Of Jeans will be in stores tomorrow. It is the best album I’ve heard this year. I’ll be reviewing it here later this week.

Also: download a free MP3 of “False Jesii Part 2″.

-GS

[Gary Suarez is in crisis mode. He usually manages the consistently off-topic No Yoko No. Say, why don't you follow him on Twitter?]

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  • iolanach

    Sounds suitably “hip”.

  • Double D

    FUCK YEAH, Gary! This album kicks ass! It’s harder than all the rest of them, too. I’m not sure if I like it better than “Hope for Men”, but I haven’t listened to it enough to really tell yet.

  • Ziltoid

    The music sucks, but now I want a 3 Musketeers bar…

    • http://richarddawkins.net/ RICHARD DAWKINS

      YOU SUCK, NO CANDY BAR FOR YOU.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Chris-Cefaratti/542463984 Chris Cefaratti

    I might get shit for this but at times they remind me of Oxbow.
    I love their last record as well.

  • jenderle7

    and I thought this was a joke…..if only…..my ears are bleeding…and not in a good way

    • gnarlk

      if you’re referring to the megadeth tracks, you’re commenting on the wrong post….

  • jenderle7

    or it is a joke looking at the rest of today’s posts….slow day at the mansion?

  • jason

    Fucking yes.

  • jason

    *I’ll be reviewing it here later this week.*

    …and I’ll be here to read all the complaints from the crybabies and the keepers of the “troo”. Bring it Suarez, we got your back.

  • http://richarddawkins.net/ RICHARD DAWKINS

    YES SUAREZ, YOU ARE INDEED THE SHIZNIT.

  • Crash Override

    Hipster shit.

  • Nostradumbass

    The poster and album title is a take off of a store here in Philly (where the band resides) that is actually called King of Jeans and has a huge sign with 80′s style art that the photo is based off of. Sans the candy bar. I guess the candy bar makes it original? Or I guess not.

    Here you go.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/mozzerphilly/214222564/

    • Gary S.

      Cool! Thanks for posting that, Nostradumbass!

    • Double D

      Sweet.

  • BobJob

    Torche Jr.? This is boring.

    • gnarlk

      once again, the megadeth song is a few posts down…

    • jason

      Torche Jr? You sir, need to take the dick out of your ear because it is impairing your hearing.

  • Biff Tannen

    you obviously haven’t seen the original cover for Spinal Tap’s “Smell The Glove”.

    • Dutchguy

      Yes, I thought it looked sexy too.

      Not sexy…. sexist!

  • Marco

    like Killdozer+Bongwater+Harvey milk