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THE SWORD WILL HAVE A SONG IN THIS AWFUL LOOKING MOVIE

 Wednesday, August 26th, 2009 at 4:30pm by

There’s some hype around Jennifer’s Body ’cause it’s the first film that stripper-turned-screenwriter Diablo Cody has written since she won the Oscar for Juno, which is one of those movies you either love or hate. But it’s from the director of the live-action Aeon Flux, which is a bad sign, and besides The Sword, the soundtrack is mostly hipster-douche bands I can’t stand. Of course, some people would argue that The Sword are a hipster douche band…

Anyways, it’s a slow news month, and any excuse to post Megan Fox looking all whorish pretty much the way she always does, right?

Jennifer’s Body comes out September 14. It takes place in a world where Amanda Seyfried is considered the ugly girl.

-AR

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  • therealmetalmatt

    Dumb

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carlos-Ramirez/631635101 Carlos Ramirez

    The soundtrack album is streaming at AOL Music this week.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    Megan Fox looks worse and worse every new movie she comes out with.

    • jackattack

      I actually agree. She’s been under the knife a number of times since her emergence.

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        She looked a lot better before getting hacked up.

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    This movie is going to suck, but it will make a shit ton of money anyways because Megan Fox is in it.

    • therealmetalmatt

      Only the douchebags who want to get a boner looking at Megan Fox will go see this

      • jackattack

        Which is odd because you can spend zero dollars to do that on the internet.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

          I was saying that prior to Transformers 2. “Dude you can save 10 bucks not seeing this shitty movie and look up Megan Fox on the internet.”

      • StonedImmaculate

        You guys are all pretty gay. Seriously… You’re all whining and moaning about hollywood selling sex. No shit, sherlock. That’s all hollywood is. Common-sense.

        And every band mentioned on here is hipster douche.

        Enough said.

        • Elitist Fuck

          Moar liek BoneredImmaculate, lul amirite gaiz?

          • jackattack

            1

        • jackattack

          No, I think we’re whining and moaning how people still buy into that bullshit, not how we are unaware of it. Now, change your name to HomophobiaImmaculate, and rid us of your filth.

        • Fufkin

          Hipsterdouchecore…

          no it’ll never take off. Sorry – it holds no water here.

  • Driven9

    wow… that looks horrible.

  • Metal Fuckin’ Dave

    Believe it or not, I’ve seen a screening of this and it is pretty good. Total pop culture shit but completely entertaining.

  • Tommy Lindbergsen

    I just got back from watching Inglorious Basterds earlier today.
    It was fucking awesome.
    I ask myself a simple question when going to a theater.
    Is it worth putting up with the skinflaps that are sitting a coupe of rows up from me…or can I wait for this movie to release on DVD and watch it on my bigscreen.
    Jennifers Body is a rental at best. Period.

    Avatar on the other hand? I am theater bound, because it looks incredible.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

      Really? I think Avatar looks pretty cool, but not the amazing incredible life-changing experience people are hyping it up to be. Then again I thought Inglourious Basterds was incredibly boring and slow, so our tastes aren’t even worth comparing.

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        I rarely have a life changing experience when I go to movies, I just go to be entertained.
        I could see how someone would not like Inglorious Basterds, it did have it’s slower moments, but I found the characters and dialog to be engaging, and I laughed out loud a number of times since I find absurd amounts of explicit violence amusing.
        Kind of like when Hitler was watching the movie and laughing like a lunatic everytime the assassin picked off a target.

        Good times.

        • Tommy Lindbergsen

          By the way, I remember being pretty goddamned entertained when I saw Terminator 2 for the first time, and this will be Cameron’s first sci fi themed movie in a long time, so yeah, i’m stoked about Avatar.

          • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

            Fair enough. I also lol’d a few times during Basterds, I just didn’t think the movie was amazing. I loved the first scene with the “bear jew”

        • deathtoallpoets

          bastards was amazing. it got heavy at the right moments, and hilarious at the right moments. a nice job.

    • StonedImmaculate

      Yeah, I bet you’d be laughing at the Nazi’s when they were burning your women and raping your fucking mosques. I bet you’d be fucking laughing when they were lobodomizing your fucking family at Auschwitz.

      All the true history education comes from Slayer, btw.

      FUCKIN’ SLAYER.

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        I’m not downplaying the horrors of what people went through back then.
        I know all about the history of the Nazi’s.
        They wouldn’t be doing anything to me since I am of German decent. Tommy Lindbergsen is not my real name even though that is kind of a german sounding name I suppose.

    • Beard

      Thank God Im not the only one. I felt a little embarrassed when I first saw the trailer and got excited.

      • Beard

        The was suppose to go to Tommy Lindbergsen. Weird.

      • Tommy Lindbergsen

        Dark comedy is the best comedy.

  • j-rock

    She’s an overpriced call girl who got lucky once!!

    • StonedImmaculate

      You’re an in the closet homosexual.

  • Name Not Applicable

    Axl, I looked over the soundtrack and I don’t think Hipster Douchebags would touch that thing with a ten foot pole. I think the phrase your looking for is “emotionally unstable 14 year old girls”.

  • http://fantasyh.wordpress.com fantasyh

    So this is a movie that I can wait for until they release on DVD and then watch it with the volume down to 0. Because it has a Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried. Yeah, that’ll work.

  • crapmcpoopin

    Megan Fox is awful, and her Gollum thumb creeps me the fuck out.

    Amanda Seyfried is the ugly chick… shes maybe an ok looking friend of a lead at best.

    AEon Flux did suck…

    The Sword bore me to tears.

    • Fufkin

      So this film is ticking all the boxes for you then…

  • weisseschokolade

    Why are the Sword even in this movie? The rest is all teen girl pop. They have the only song i wouldn’ hear on my sister’s playlist.

    • Tommy Lindbergsen

      The Sword is teen girl pop, it’s a perfect fit.

  • You Don’t Know Me

    The Sword might be a bit hipster-douche band but they’re a very cool and very awesome hipster-douche band so they kind of create a unique paradox there.

  • the actually

    what do you mean ‘besides the sword?’ exactly…

  • DecrystallizingReason

    Megan Fox’s boobies make an appearance in this movie….therefore, no matter how shitty it is, this guy is going to see it.

    • canea

      your honesty is appreciated.

  • Gordon Bombay

    Goin in the SPANK BANK !!

  • This soundtrack does suck…

    Almost all the bands on that soundtrack suck, but be careful! You don’t want to go around badmouthing Silversun Pickups (or maybe you do, but I wouldn’t)

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

      Silversun Pickups are the worst of the lot

  • Lamented Auroch

    This movie sounds really dumb, no matter how much I love murder, I just can’t get behind ridiculous plots like this…and she is overrated, no matter how much pot she smokes.

    And who else would like to tell The Sword that their music is, while fucking sweet to smoke pot to, not at all innovative and they should stop acting like they are Satan’s gift to metal.

    • canea

      they should also teach their drummer to stop hitting the cymbals like a 5th grader.

  • tyler09

    Megan Fox + Making out with a chick + topless= must see

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      you should really try aim higher in life.

  • dlux

    movie looks shitty. megan fox has toe thumbs.

  • Astral Zombie

    This movie looks hilarious and the Sword sucks! Way to like shitty bands and not like fun movies.

  • http://www.kingdomofnoise.blogspot.com MetalMatt

    looks like a crap ass movie but it’s got Megan Fox. Which means, I can’t watch it with my wife.

    Good for The Sword! More exposure the better. I love The Sword!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    How did the screenwriter from Juno write this? Jesus fuck, this movie looks horrible.