FUN N’ SUN WITH SLAYER IN THE SAND!
Thursday, August 27th, 2009 at 2:00pm by Axl RosenbergSomebody call Frankie and Annette!
I don’t really go to the beach much these days (’cause the sun is so not metal, dude), but if I did, I’d definitely want this. Why? Because a) I’m a dork and b) hopefully it would scare some people.
No word yet on whether or not Cannibal Corpse are going to issue Tomb of the Mutilated-themed swim trunks. But while we’re waiting, here’s some photos of girls in Winds of Plague panties. ‘Cause, y’know, why not?
-AR
Thanks to Andrew Hamblin for the link to the Slayer towel!
probably the only thing Winds of Plague are good at… making panties…
mmmmm butts
Ya know, somehow seeing the word “plague” in big purple letters all over a girl’s bottom would make me nervous. Maybe it’s just me….
Haha. Nice.
Even “Winds of Plague”… there’s a great fart joke there, I’m just not clever enough to nail it down.
yeah, maybe one of these could be a caption contest instead of another picture of that emo guy again.
Winds of Plague do make some nice panties..
I was loving the Winds Of Plague panties until I thought “how can I really be sure those are women?” The top picture looks suspiciously like Vince Neil, the second is clearly the ghostly satanic ass of Gaahl, the third is the chick from iwrestledabearonce, and the bottom picture could very well be the petite figure of Ronnie James Dio. Therefore it’s conceivable all four pictures are dudes.
Fuck it, I’m taking my laptop in the bathroom anyway…
I would totally knock the bottom out of the chick from iwrestledabearonce.
Looks like she’s clenching pretty tight…what’s she holding in??
A Stick of Pretension.
hahahahaa! That was good. But seriously, I have never felt more positively about WoP.
When I went to see Lil Wayne in concert, i saw a black dude there in a Winds of Plague basketball jersey…
k bye
I don’t know where to begin with how much there is wrong with that statement
l-o-l
What’s a Lil Wayne?
Didn’t MetalSucks put up a picture of Lars Ulrich’s lil wayne awhile back?
I live in California, near the beach. Someone tell where I can buy that towel.
Also, I do stuff for godsgirls.com. I wonder which girl is wearing them god awful winds of plague panties. hMM!M!
I was on vacation in Montana this summer and found a gas station selling Great Southern Trendkill beach towels. I still regret not getting one. We’re not so enlightened up north.
I am now a Winds Of Plague fan.
Dat ass.
to the chick on the first wop pic: will you marry me?
This is exactly what metalsucks needs…
Less complaining and more chicks in hot pants!!
the first picture is actually dave mustaine you freakin homo’s
The sun IS metal…but only if you’re burnt by it.
I have Yngvie Malmsteen panties! Got them free at one of his shows at the merch table. So funny!
where can i buy some of these underwear????