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Viral Vomit

AN OPEN LETTER TO THE GIRL IN THIS VIDEO

 Friday, September 4th, 2009 at 12:30pm by

Dear Whomever You Are,

Marry me.

Love,

Double-Jew Axl Rosenberg

-AR

[Thanks to bereteando's tweet for the tip]

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    you just discovered this video?

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Robert-Nixon/1541724225 Robert Nixon

    This girl needs to front a metal band ASAP.

    • Driven9

      sounds better than IWABO

  • Kye

    This girl sounds like complete and utter fucking ass.

    • Kye

      I would also like to throw in that upon seeing the tag, I must say that she’s mediocre looking at best.

      • Double D

        Agreed.

        • Allan

          Both of you can eat a barrel of dicks. Totally cute chick.

          • Kye

            Whatev. Enjoy your low standards good sir, I can do better.

          • kjetil

            sure you can hotshot

          • Double D

            Hey, relax. Not my style. I don’t get with “cute” chicks.

          • Owen

            People who post on Metalsucks have girlfriends and standards now?

            Wow. You learn something new every day I guess.

          • http://myspace.com/iantoorad dadie_kfw

            ahahah Owen

    • Charlie B

      I’d eat her ass. Still she sounds like she has a frog in her throat.

  • Nate

    Pig squeals suck. Axl, stop being a deathcore loser.

    • Jimmy

      I dont care how hot you are, brees suck ass.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

    i can’t wait for pig squeals to go the way of the “metal” DJ

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Barrick/1630475642 Cody Barrick

      like being in slipknot?

      • dlux

        well they haven’t disappeared yet. i was thinking more along the lines of your “nu metals” like hed(pe) and such

  • Timothy

    i think she’d sound better if my balls were in her mouth. pig squeals are stupid btw

    • timmah

      yep.

  • Double D

    Waking the Cadaver

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Farhaad-Esfandiary/501309890 Farhaad Esfandiary

    She’d get it.

  • MikeAdam

    +1 for the girls she makes me rise in my southern area
    but pig squeals have and always will be terrible or hilarious that was terrible it’s not a talent

  • I’m not racist, but I hate Oceano

    This is old I already jerked off to this video.

  • urrrrr

    haha my girlfriend can do this

  • urrrrr

    haha my girlfriend can do this

    • Zoker

      haha my girlfriend can do this too… she can do this too, you know, my girlfriend…

      ops.. I almost forgot… my girlfriend can do this!

      • http://www.facebook.com/people/Andrea-Voulgaris/663407462 Andrea Voulgaris

        i can do this. pig squeals are sooooo easy.

        • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Dolan/100000151486558 Zach Dolan

          Are easy and dumb.

  • http://bsisserson@gmail.com nairbs

    yeahhh nothing sexier than a hot chick making pig noises…

  • kjetil

    It’s incredible… that such foul noise could be uttered from a girl like that.

  • http://myspace.com/charleswardband Edward Wilfred

    That was horrifying.

  • lkgf09

    SHREDDED WHEAT

    • Nate

      Lol… I actually think this chick takes the cake over waking the cadaver… if only because she has a vagina, and you can dock your penis in a vagina!

  • uLy

    she looks like a pig

  • cosk!

    great…… pig squeals…….

    fuck.

  • no-ghost

    she wouldn’t be making that horrible noise if she has something in her fucking mouth

    • Kye

      You, sir, are now Nickelback. Enjoy your prize. :P

      • Gaia

        +1 That made me laugh.

  • Johnny Death

    I wonder if she can still squeal while being sodomized

    • Awful Offal Carnage

      I wonder if she can still squeal while being sodomized with a meat hook.

  • http://myspace.com/charleswardband Edward Wilfred

    BREEE OOOOO BREEE OOOOO

    *rock back and forth*

  • http://www.myspace.com/i_be_groovin THRASHETTE

    Uh, even I could do better.

    • Double D

      You are really gorgeous…

  • Hey Fuck Yeah( )is the Shit!

    I cannot believe this is where we find ourselves. How metal is a girl named Brittany regardless of the sounds she can make with her mouth.

  • TheHangingBrain

    The ignorance that prevails in the comments section of this and other metal sites makes me want to give up metal for good and start listening to Oasis. Fucking dicktards.

    The girl is cute.
    The video is retarded.
    She could front any death metal band out there.

    /thread

    /most thread posters lives

    /all douche bags worldwide.

    • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ ipc4me

      Oasis is my second favorite band

    • Nate

      I’d rather listen to Oasis than any death metal band fronted by a pig squealer…

    • Double D

      Then fuck off…

    • http://metalinquisition.blogspot.com Sergeant D

      You nailed it!

  • http://dmxrr15@hotmail.com IsntaTOTALdouchebag10

    sounds like the waking the cadaver douche. She is kind of hot though

  • leroy pescheur

    lemonparty and cakefarts

    • Kevin

      HAHAHAH NOOO
      don’t forget meatloaf farts

  • Thomas

    I wonder if she does that when she climaxes.

  • metalocalyptic_death

    wow thats 100 times better then me.
    shes very hot too =]

  • Awful Offal Carnage

    This video is as old as teh interwebz itself.

    Seriously though, I mean, she’s cute and all, but she seems like she’s a fucking douchey scene girl.

    So in other words, I don’t give a shit, unless my dick’s in it.

  • Shadrock

    I’d poke it

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Oscar-Perpinan/1167444702 Oscar Perpinan

    yea listen….im not trying to shit on her, and she is better than alot of kids in the local bands around here, but no one would be thinking her vox were good if it were a dude. they are ok.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Anthony-Read/513439866 Anthony Read

    tap that.

  • FacelessOne

    Depressing how only a moderate percentage of you comment on a performance that even in generous terms is merely mediocre, while the rest seem only interested in the largely irrelevant quality of her physical appearance.

  • http://www.smnnews.com big_metal_al

    So looks like anyone can do a pig squeel, eh? Great vid, thanks guys!

  • lolwut

    http://pellekalle99.awardspace.us/truegenerator.php find the most kvlt black metal name ever

  • Charlie B

    Squeal like a pig, Bitch!!!

    Actually she looks like a girl I dated sometime ago. Except darker skin, and eyeliner.

    • Charlie B

      I bet she does suck….LOL.

  • http://hookinmouth.net Hook In Mouth

    This was both terrible and extremely unnecessary. If I want to hear a human squeal like a pig I’ll watch Deliverance. Seriously, where do people get off thinking this is cool? On top of all this, this kind of garbage-ass singing get’s called “Grindcore”.

  • Brutalizer

    Axl, you are such a waste of life. Why do you even bother? Seriously.

  • canea

    I don’t get it.

  • dude

    now everyone imagine if she started pig squealing while fucking her!…weird right?

  • http://liggybee.blogspot.com Liggy

    LMAO! You guys crack me up…

  • nifkin

    so fucking hot. i’d make her do the pig squeals with her mouth wrapped around my cock.

  • (required)

    Bitch swallowed a didgeridoo.

  • Hey Fuck Yeah We All Suck

    Metal is a joke. What the fuck happened to integrity? Where did this type of shit even come from? What a sad commentary on the state of the music we all supposedly love and respect. Metal music is beginning to get quite hard to defend.

    • SourDeez

      Pig squealing shit is hard to defend, because it’s lame. That doesn’t mean the entire world of metal is going to become Waking The Cadaver. There are still plenty of killer bands experimenting and doing their own thing and kicking lots of ass.

      • HeadBusta

        I agree. I admit I was quick to react. But damn.

    • (required)

      Why would you need to defend it? It’s music. You like it or you don’t. There’s no apologetics in music.

  • tits

    I wonder what HER farts sound like.

  • Joey

    This chick is extremely fucking cute. Haha, she needs to form a metal band quick.

  • CHADD

    I would bang her.

  • http://www.thejamminjabber.com thejamminjabber

    Hotter than Ned Beatty.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Devon-Czekaj/550092101 Devon Czekaj

    Pig squeals are never cool. This also applies to this video.

  • Fuck off

    how fucking embarrassing. Goes to show how talentless these emo fucks really are, little girls can sound like them.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Acerra/508945856 Michael Acerra

    Looks like those 2 dudes in despised icon are out of a job. FAP FAP FAP.

  • kazz

    Count me as somebody who doesnt get the whole pig squealing thing. It sounds like… well, like a fucking pig squealing. Can someone explain to me how thats cool/metal/good? Id rather listen to that sleeper cell song again and im not joking. If I could neigh like a horse should i start a metal band? How about quacking like a duck? Where do other animals rank on the metal scale?

  • http://www.last.fm/user/M60Patton Patton

    In USA you call it pig squeals, in UK we just call it SHIT !

  • DOOOMKULTUS

    Too me it sounded like Throat singing.

  • i think

    shit. pig squeals are bollocks

  • Paul C

    I feel bad for all the pigs out there that have to be associated with this girl. Nonetheless, I’d put it in her butt.

    Eventually pig squeals will get so tr00 and kvlt that you can only “sing” if you have some type of animal larynx surgically added to your throat.