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I, For One, Welcome Our New Robot Overlords

  • Axl Rosenberg

In August, we saw video of a four-armed robot drummer playing The Ramones’ “Blitzkrieg Bop,” and I fretted that the machines might finally be taking over. Now that the robot has two friends and has started a band called Compressor, I know they’re taking over. Below is a video of them covering Motörhead’s “Ace of Spades,” but at the rate they’re going, by June there will be nine of them doing Black Album-era Metallica, and then by November there will be twenty-seven of them jamming on Rush, and then humanity is just totally fucked.

Thanks to our own Emperor Rhombus for bringing this to our attention.

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