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SO THIS BAND SUCKS

 Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 4:00pm by

I just saw Rev Theory in a magazine ad. They looked pretty ridiculous so I decided to look up their video, and, yep. They’re not good. I mean, I can think of far worse bands, but just because it’s less painful to shot in the brain than to get shot in the foot doesn’t mean you’d wanna get shot in the foot.

On the other hand, their video has busty chicks fighting. So there’s that.

-AR

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  • derp

    why have all the posts today been about shitty bands?

    • You Suck

      Because it’s MetalSucks!!!

    • Urban Outdoorsman

      I made it 32 Seconds before I turned it off

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/James-Kremmer/73409604 James Kremmer

    HEY!

    THIS BAND USED TO BE GOOD! Check out REVELATION THEORY, Truth in Currency. When I heard they changed their name…then I heard the sound…WTF?! YES, this band sucks now!

    • stu1

      No, no they weren’t.

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      shut up. this band was never good.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Jason-Crispen/100000169530540 Jason Crispen

    theory of a hinderback…. wish all these bands would drop off the face of the earth. and Hell Yeah too, for good measure.

    • Sammy

      Damn you Jason! That was the line I was going to use.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Cody-Barrick/1630475642 Cody Barrick

    yeah, they were at Crue Fest. IThere was more bad bands than good bands there.

  • http://www.hibernum.net hibernum

    You can tell right away that these guys are Americans. Why is Eurotrash > American white trash?

    • http://www.myspace.com/uglydirge aaron m.

      because eurotrash at least tries to act educated while american trash is proud of how small their vocabulary is.

      • Double D

        No they don’t. Obviously you’ve never met some of the chaps that live in the British boonies.

        • stu1

          That’s NOT “eurotrash.” You’ve probably never encountered them if you don’t know the term.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tom-Campagna/40702766 Tom Campagna

    holy shit Shifty is back. go Crazy Town……..

  • Zoker

    Ahahah yeah they definitely look pretty ridiculous.

  • derek

    wow,just like every other radio “hard rock” band

    • Kevin

      yeah fuck that “alternative” shit

  • orbital

    buttheadcore

  • canea

    Fight Club was so 1999.

  • BlakMetallistKrieg

    I got to 34secconds before saying “O.K. That’s enough.”

    Looks like yet another mainstream radio sleaze-rock band that fallows in the footsteps of Motley Crue. But really, don’t you guys realize that by posting all these videos of these shitty bands, all it does is bring more publicity to them?…

    …Then again, If you didn’t there wouldn’t be a lot goin’ on for this site.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matt-Dasher/30826541 Matt Dasher

    This video’s quality increases so much without the sound.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rik-Leigh-Powell/286400508 Rik Leigh Powell

    I’m sure getting shot in the brain would probably be a lot less painful than the foot.

    • Double D

      Your analogy makes no sense. At all.

  • jaahn

    yeah, all it took was seeing the half-assed mohawk on the lead singer to know this was gonna suck. mohawks = “i still think it’s 1985. look at my rad Exploited back-patch!” or “this will give my shitty, radio rock/nu-metal/whatever-core band punk rock credibility for sure.”

    • stu1

      The hawks who think they’re a punk band are far cooler than the lame fashion faux hawks.

  • Beard

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crywKSFiWXY

    I’m sorry guys, but I couldn’t help but laugh every time I saw the “lead” guitarist hold his guitar while he tries to “solo.” I found this a while ago, and forgot about this God awful band. Until now.

    • Beard

      Damn Johnny Walker. I read that after I posted and realized it sounds retarded. Just watch it to see.

  • Go Pens!

    Out of curiosity, was the ad for Epiphone guitars in the new guitar world?

  • Malacoda

    The quality of the video makes the breasts worthless.

  • DidgeryDoo

    I think we have a new genre. Douchecore.

  • http://www.metalsucks.net/category/scraping-genius-off-the-wheel/ Gary Suarez

    This is my new favorite band.

  • Manfred Nuggets

    Side note: the guitarists little name is Rikki Lixx. Make of that what you will.