SO THIS BAND SUCKS
Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Axl RosenbergI just saw Rev Theory in a magazine ad. They looked pretty ridiculous so I decided to look up their video, and, yep. They’re not good. I mean, I can think of far worse bands, but just because it’s less painful to shot in the brain than to get shot in the foot doesn’t mean you’d wanna get shot in the foot.
On the other hand, their video has busty chicks fighting. So there’s that.
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why have all the posts today been about shitty bands?
Because it’s MetalSucks!!!
I made it 32 Seconds before I turned it off
HEY!
THIS BAND USED TO BE GOOD! Check out REVELATION THEORY, Truth in Currency. When I heard they changed their name…then I heard the sound…WTF?! YES, this band sucks now!
No, no they weren’t.
shut up. this band was never good.
theory of a hinderback…. wish all these bands would drop off the face of the earth. and Hell Yeah too, for good measure.
Damn you Jason! That was the line I was going to use.
yeah, they were at Crue Fest. IThere was more bad bands than good bands there.
You can tell right away that these guys are Americans. Why is Eurotrash > American white trash?
because eurotrash at least tries to act educated while american trash is proud of how small their vocabulary is.
No they don’t. Obviously you’ve never met some of the chaps that live in the British boonies.
That’s NOT “eurotrash.” You’ve probably never encountered them if you don’t know the term.
holy shit Shifty is back. go Crazy Town……..
Ahahah yeah they definitely look pretty ridiculous.
wow,just like every other radio “hard rock” band
yeah fuck that “alternative” shit
buttheadcore
Fight Club was so 1999.
I got to 34secconds before saying “O.K. That’s enough.”
Looks like yet another mainstream radio sleaze-rock band that fallows in the footsteps of Motley Crue. But really, don’t you guys realize that by posting all these videos of these shitty bands, all it does is bring more publicity to them?…
…Then again, If you didn’t there wouldn’t be a lot goin’ on for this site.
This video’s quality increases so much without the sound.
I’m sure getting shot in the brain would probably be a lot less painful than the foot.
Your analogy makes no sense. At all.
yeah, all it took was seeing the half-assed mohawk on the lead singer to know this was gonna suck. mohawks = “i still think it’s 1985. look at my rad Exploited back-patch!” or “this will give my shitty, radio rock/nu-metal/whatever-core band punk rock credibility for sure.”
The hawks who think they’re a punk band are far cooler than the lame fashion faux hawks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crywKSFiWXY
I’m sorry guys, but I couldn’t help but laugh every time I saw the “lead” guitarist hold his guitar while he tries to “solo.” I found this a while ago, and forgot about this God awful band. Until now.
Damn Johnny Walker. I read that after I posted and realized it sounds retarded. Just watch it to see.
Out of curiosity, was the ad for Epiphone guitars in the new guitar world?
The quality of the video makes the breasts worthless.
I think we have a new genre. Douchecore.
This is my new favorite band.
Side note: the guitarists little name is Rikki Lixx. Make of that what you will.