SO THIS BAND SUCKS

Friday, September 25th, 2009 at 4:00pm by Axl Rosenberg

I just saw Rev Theory in a magazine ad. They looked pretty ridiculous so I decided to look up their video, and, yep. They’re not good. I mean, I can think of far worse bands, but just because it’s less painful to shot in the brain than to get shot in the foot doesn’t mean you’d wanna get shot in the foot.

On the other hand, their video has busty chicks fighting. So there’s that.

-AR

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32 COMMENTS on “SO THIS BAND SUCKS”

  1. derp says:

    why have all the posts today been about shitty bands?

  2. HEY!

    THIS BAND USED TO BE GOOD! Check out REVELATION THEORY, Truth in Currency. When I heard they changed their name…then I heard the sound…WTF?! YES, this band sucks now!

  3. theory of a hinderback…. wish all these bands would drop off the face of the earth. and Hell Yeah too, for good measure.

  4. Cody Barrick says:

    yeah, they were at Crue Fest. IThere was more bad bands than good bands there.

  5. hibernum says:

    You can tell right away that these guys are Americans. Why is Eurotrash > American white trash?

  6. Tom Campagna says:

    holy shit Shifty is back. go Crazy Town……..

  7. Zoker says:

    Ahahah yeah they definitely look pretty ridiculous.

  8. derek says:

    wow,just like every other radio “hard rock” band

  9. orbital says:

    buttheadcore

  10. canea says:

    Fight Club was so 1999.

  11. BlakMetallistKrieg says:

    I got to 34secconds before saying “O.K. That’s enough.”

    Looks like yet another mainstream radio sleaze-rock band that fallows in the footsteps of Motley Crue. But really, don’t you guys realize that by posting all these videos of these shitty bands, all it does is bring more publicity to them?…

    …Then again, If you didn’t there wouldn’t be a lot goin’ on for this site.

  12. This video’s quality increases so much without the sound.

  13. Rik Powell says:

    I’m sure getting shot in the brain would probably be a lot less painful than the foot.

  14. jaahn says:

    yeah, all it took was seeing the half-assed mohawk on the lead singer to know this was gonna suck. mohawks = “i still think it’s 1985. look at my rad Exploited back-patch!” or “this will give my shitty, radio rock/nu-metal/whatever-core band punk rock credibility for sure.”

  15. Beard says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=crywKSFiWXY

    I’m sorry guys, but I couldn’t help but laugh every time I saw the “lead” guitarist hold his guitar while he tries to “solo.” I found this a while ago, and forgot about this God awful band. Until now.

  16. Go Pens! says:

    Out of curiosity, was the ad for Epiphone guitars in the new guitar world?

  17. Malacoda says:

    The quality of the video makes the breasts worthless.

  18. DidgeryDoo says:

    I think we have a new genre. Douchecore.

  19. Gary Suarez says:

    This is my new favorite band.

  20. Manfred Nuggets says:

    Side note: the guitarists little name is Rikki Lixx. Make of that what you will.

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