GIVING SONIC SYNDICATE THE PRESS THEY DON’T DESERVE

Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at 11:30am by Vince Neilstein

We love our readers. MS Maniac Master Chah sent us the following note last night:

Dear Metalsucks,

So…you guys didn’t say anything about new sonic syndicate video for burn this city and its been around for three days now, and I’m pretty you all don’t like this band…BUT

HOW DARE YOU NOT GIVE THEM THE PUBLICITY THEY DON’T DESERVE.

thank you for not mentioning the new video

Sorry Chah, but your email was too good to not give Sonic Syndicate the publicity they don’t deserve. We just couldn’t resist. But don’t worry; this band still blows.

-VN


28 COMMENTS on “GIVING SONIC SYNDICATE THE PRESS THEY DON’T DESERVE”

  1. Patrick says:

    wow monster energy trucks drifting in the background…….yeah?????????????? This is “i’m gonna smoke weed in my cousins basement and get a crush on his white trashy friend music”

    • PD says:

      CRUSTY DEMONS! YAYYY! PS: WTF??!!?!

      And seriously, if I wanted to listen to anything that remotely resembles this sound, All That Remains would be my first choice. I wouldn’t think twice and I wouldn’t listen to anything else. They’re all I really need for that stupid “metalcore” sound. This band just sucks imo.

  2. Cavorka says:

    Aah dammit! I FUCKING HATE POP-PUNK!!

    Ugh…

  3. DidgeryDo says:

    The letter, the post and video. All Hilarious. Thanks.

  4. DidgeryDo says:

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    • Beard says:

      Good God almighty. I clicked the link and began to read. I laugh so hard at everything that I threw up my Campbell’s Chunky soup. Thank you.

      • DidgeryDo says:

        Thanks everyone at my job loved it to. The girl who runs this just got laid off and she passed
        out cards that had this website to everyone. We allready thought she was wierd but
        had no idea JUST how wierd.

  5. NoCowNoFood says:

    This Blog SUCKSSSSSSSSS TODAY:(

  6. Full Metal Jackoff says:

    Suck, suck, suck! The bass player used to be pretty hot, but that seems to be diminishing too. Probably from drinking so much Monster!

  7. orbital says:

    i was just thinking there wasn’t enough gratuitous shots of the bass player for such a big production. Then the slow motion walking scene came. So that was nice.

  8. Dan-O says:

    Uhhhh… I didn’t think this band could get any worse from when i saw them open for All That Remains. I stand corrected. Fuck.

  9. worst band around. amon amarth should have roasted them and drank their blood instead of letting them open their tour.

  10. Rik Powell says:

    New singer sounds like the dude from Atreyu. And yeah the video sucks and the song is awful.

  11. noobpotato says:

    I will admit i am a fan of an album or 2, this new song does not do it for me though, waaaaaaaaaaaay to (for lack of a better word) poppy espcially in the chorus also there new vocalist can scream just aswell as their harsh vocals so he just seem pointless now.

  12. Patton says:

    Wow this band is getting shittier with every new release, they should cover St. Anger methinks.

  13. Sammy says:

    Shouldn’t that be Nathan Biggssson?

  14. Facebook User says:

    The quality of NuclearBlast drops again.

    Wait…

  15. Tim says:

    They somehow managed to take every horrible thing I hate about Disturbed and do it worse.

  16. William Grimmkvlt says:

    The only nice thing I can think to say about it is that it’s not as bad as Sleeper Cell or those crabcore bands!. They need to dump the Disturbed look-alike guy.

  17. I'm dead says:

    And they have two vocalists because…? They both sound exactly the same.

  18. at least the chick in the band is hot as fuck.

  19. Jizzmaster3000 says:

    Fall Out Boy are not what they used to be

  20. Jonathan says:

    Enh. They’re not that bad. They just steal from Atreyu and mix it with horrible videos.

    I like the sound though, but I’d rather listen to Atreyu themselves… even if they suck half the time.

    The hot chick is nice though. What really kiss me in the video is the whole newcxaster/monster-truck thing. WTF?

    • Jizzmaster3000 says:

      Wouldn’t it be easier to steal from At The Gates like Atreyu did? At least that way you wouldn’t have to listen to Ateyu.

      • orbital says:

        They actually sound a lot more like Dark Tranquility than they do Atreyu, unless we’re talking strictly vocals here, but then I don’t get the At The Gates reference at all.

  21. wardo says:

    oh god… i want to drill that chick

  22. groverXIII says:

    I kinda liked that Jack Of Diamonds song… but this sucks hard.

  23. Chaan says:

    You got that right!

    Gothenburg-metalcore at it’s worst :P

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