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SORRY, LADIES AND PARTICULARLY OVER-ZEALOUS MEN: TRENT REZNOR IS OFF THE MARKET

 Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 12:30pm by

No, Trent Reznor won’t be fucking you like an animal anytime soon: he has apparently tied the knot with some chick named Mariqueen Maandig, formerly of a band I’ve never heard of called West Indian Girl. A half-dozen reader e-mails pointed me to Pink is the New Blog, where photos from the wedding have been posted, and I wanted to re-post them here for two reasons:

  1. Romantic wedding photos somehow seem to go against everything Reznor stands for. And to that end…
  2. …he looks SO UNCOMFORTABLE in the first, posed photo. I’m not blaming the guy – I’m completely incapable of looking natural in cheesy pictures myself, so I sympathize – but still, kinda funny. Also, why is hand on her ass?

Enjoy the pics.

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  • Bill

    Schwing!!

  • Joseph Strombladder

    that’s where my hand would be…

  • Sandwiches

    That girl is mad hot! That’s exactly where my hand would be too

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Carlos-Ramirez/631635101 Carlos Ramirez

    It’s a man, man!

  • http://www.gamesmeetmetal.com Gamesmeetmetal.com

    Say what you want about the man, but you gotta agree that he has impeccable taste in women.

    • Facebook User

      He fucked Courtney Love.

      • Diesel Computer

        Who hasn’t?

        • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt/ I Fucked Ziltoid’s Mom

          Me.

          • The Ghost of D. Boon

            Yeah but you did fuck Ziltoid’s Mom, so no cookies for you.

  • John

    Can you blame him?

  • Nigel McCloud

    Man, Trent has some big fucking hands

    Also, congrats to him! She is indeed a looker

  • Johnny_Arson

    Awwwwwwwwwww *pukes*

  • pigchop

    His hand is not on her ass. Anyways, the pic does not have a big ol’ happy vibe. So:

    http://i.imagehost.org/0452/trent.jpg

  • Sammy

    “Why is his hand on her ass?” said the man who is obviously late to come out of the closet.

  • http://www.thedevilsdemons.com vincent p

    Bah. He hasn’t been an angry guy for so long, this is pretty much everything he stands for now. He said as much when he left Twitter.

    • CuntGrinder

      For the 278th time.

  • SHOCKTROOP

    damn. she is HOT!!! and he looks like he already wants to get a divorce.

  • Discipleofthewatch

    Oh, he’s not going to be fucking me like an animal anytime soon? How incredibly disappointing to hear. Dang.

  • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt/ I Fucked Ziltoid’s Mom

    And he’s probably not even happy about getting married. He’ll probably start bitching and whining about it and be the drama queen he is. Go away Trent please.

    • Formless

      Said the dude bitching and whining on a blog about an artist he probably knows little-to-nothing about.

    • Cobra Clutch Master

      In your face Bitch!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mark-Gavin/1396340262 Mark Gavin

    I think Trent’s happy these days… when I saw him earlier this year he gave a speech about almost killing himself and going back to that place and getting married there.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95jbTEb9mD0

    Oh there it is!

  • http://www.lainad.typepad.com Lainad

    As a woman who has absolutely no interest in bi-curiousness – or whatever they call it – GODDAMN,, I would have my hand on that woman’s ass! She is absolutely gorgeous!

    Even though this is not the case in this situation, as I’ve always had a crush on Trent (who was really smart and headed to the gym as soon as he turned 40) why do greasy, ugly male musicians always get model-like women?

    Do the ladies in Kittie have hot boyfriends? If they go that way? Just askin.’

    • Hammer_Smashed_Hurtt/ I Fucked Ziltoid’s Mom

      Trust me we dont.

  • http://uponwingsofblack.blogspot.com/ \m/Eluveitie\m/

    He got her from a catalog

  • SourDeez

    His hand is on her ass because she has a great ass and he’s now the only guy who won’t get arrested for groping it. Grope away, Trent.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Corey-Mitchell/660352330 Corey Mitchell

    He has his hand on her ass because he is trying to remember where to replace the new set of batteries. Replicant.