SORRY, LADIES AND PARTICULARLY OVER-ZEALOUS MEN: TRENT REZNOR IS OFF THE MARKET
Wednesday, October 21st, 2009 at 12:30pm by Axl RosenbergNo, Trent Reznor won’t be fucking you like an animal anytime soon: he has apparently tied the knot with some chick named Mariqueen Maandig, formerly of a band I’ve never heard of called West Indian Girl. A half-dozen reader e-mails pointed me to Pink is the New Blog, where photos from the wedding have been posted, and I wanted to re-post them here for two reasons:
- Romantic wedding photos somehow seem to go against everything Reznor stands for. And to that end…
- …he looks SO UNCOMFORTABLE in the first, posed photo. I’m not blaming the guy – I’m completely incapable of looking natural in cheesy pictures myself, so I sympathize – but still, kinda funny. Also, why is hand on her ass?
Enjoy the pics.
-AR
Schwing!!
that’s where my hand would be…
That girl is mad hot! That’s exactly where my hand would be too
It’s a man, man!
Say what you want about the man, but you gotta agree that he has impeccable taste in women.
He fucked Courtney Love.
Who hasn’t?
Me.
Yeah but you did fuck Ziltoid’s Mom, so no cookies for you.
Can you blame him?
Man, Trent has some big fucking hands
Also, congrats to him! She is indeed a looker
Awwwwwwwwwww *pukes*
His hand is not on her ass. Anyways, the pic does not have a big ol’ happy vibe. So:
http://i.imagehost.org/0452/trent.jpg
“Why is his hand on her ass?” said the man who is obviously late to come out of the closet.
Bah. He hasn’t been an angry guy for so long, this is pretty much everything he stands for now. He said as much when he left Twitter.
For the 278th time.
damn. she is HOT!!! and he looks like he already wants to get a divorce.
Oh, he’s not going to be fucking me like an animal anytime soon? How incredibly disappointing to hear. Dang.
And he’s probably not even happy about getting married. He’ll probably start bitching and whining about it and be the drama queen he is. Go away Trent please.
Said the dude bitching and whining on a blog about an artist he probably knows little-to-nothing about.
In your face Bitch!
I think Trent’s happy these days… when I saw him earlier this year he gave a speech about almost killing himself and going back to that place and getting married there.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95jbTEb9mD0
Oh there it is!
As a woman who has absolutely no interest in bi-curiousness – or whatever they call it – GODDAMN,, I would have my hand on that woman’s ass! She is absolutely gorgeous!
Even though this is not the case in this situation, as I’ve always had a crush on Trent (who was really smart and headed to the gym as soon as he turned 40) why do greasy, ugly male musicians always get model-like women?
Do the ladies in Kittie have hot boyfriends? If they go that way? Just askin.’
Trust me we dont.
He got her from a catalog
His hand is on her ass because she has a great ass and he’s now the only guy who won’t get arrested for groping it. Grope away, Trent.
He has his hand on her ass because he is trying to remember where to replace the new set of batteries. Replicant.