SORRY, LADIES AND PARTICULARLY OVER-ZEALOUS MEN: TRENT REZNOR IS OFF THE MARKET
No, Trent Reznor won’t be fucking you like an animal anytime soon: he has apparently tied the knot with some chick named Mariqueen Maandig, formerly of a band I’ve never heard of called West Indian Girl. A half-dozen reader e-mails pointed me to Pink is the New Blog, where photos from the wedding have been posted, and I wanted to re-post them here for two reasons:
- Romantic wedding photos somehow seem to go against everything Reznor stands for. And to that end…
- …he looks SO UNCOMFORTABLE in the first, posed photo. I’m not blaming the guy – I’m completely incapable of looking natural in cheesy pictures myself, so I sympathize – but still, kinda funny. Also, why is hand on her ass?
Enjoy the pics.