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Tour de Force

METALSUCKS PROUDLY PRESENTS THE BURGERS & BOWLING TOUR FEATURING THE RED CHORD, MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE, CHELSEA GRIN AND THOSE WHO LIE BENEATH!

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010 at 5:00pm by

Last week we told you about the awesome Burgers & Bowling tour, which will be headlined by The Red Chord with support to be provided by Mychildren Mybride, Those Who Lie Beneath, and Chelsea Grin. Well, today we’re proud to announce that we’re sponsoring the tour, which means we can personally guarantee it’s going to be kick-ass. But, then, The Red Chord have the Midas touch – everything they come into contact with turns to kick-ass.

Get a complete list of dates after the jump. We’re so excited for this thing we can’t even tell you.

02/11 Douglasville, GA @ The 7 Venue
02/12 Pensacola, FL @ The Vault
02/13 Birmingham, AL 5 @ Points Music Hall
02/14 New Orleans, LA @ The High Ground
02/16 Wichita Falls, TX @ The Hangar
02/17 Tyler, TX @ Knights Of Columbus Hall
02/18 McAllen, TX @ The Incubator
02/19 Corpus Christi, TX @ House Of Rock
02/20 Houston, TX @ Meridian
02/21 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
02/23 Tucson, AZ @ The Rock
02/24 Las Vegas, NV @ Area 702
02/25 Bakersfield, CA @ Jerry’s Pizza
02/26 Modesto, CA @ Modesto Virtual
02/28 Palmdale, CA @ The Crossing
03/01 Flagstaff, AZ @ The Joint
03/02 Albuqurque, NM @ Launchpad
03/03 Amarillo, TX @ The War Legion Underground
03/04 Oklahoma City, OK @ Bricktown Live
03/05 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
03/06 Louisville, KY @ Uncle Pleasants
03/07 Nashville, TN @ Rocketown
03/08 Columbia, SC @ New Brookland Tavern
03/09 Raleigh, NC @ The Brewery
03/11 Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon Club
03/12 South Hackensack, NJ @ School Of Rock
03/13 Hartford, CT @ Webster Underground
03/14 Holyoke, MA @ Water Front Tavern

-AR & VN

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  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

    HAAAAhahahaha I HAVE to see Chelsea Grin live!
    “WHRO WHRO BRRROOOO” …….. *ding*
    MAN they’ve played that clip alot in the Metal Injection Livecast.
    I’m begging: come to Denmark, please?

  • aidangerard

    please add a chicago date!

    • Chainsaw Majini

      Maaan, EXACTLY what I am thinking!!! TRC and MCMB are so great!

  • Pi

    Uh, the Midwest is still here guys. I swear!

  • http://www.theoppositionmachine.wordpress.com the opposition machine

    no ohio date? fuck you

  • Bill

    Holy hell 7 dates in Texas?

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Kasper-Maigaard/1027001938 Kasper Maigaard

      George W. Bush and Chuck Norris will be attending each and every one of them. They’ll bring chickenwings too.

  • Ty

    Canada gets the cold shoulder once again.

    • orbital

      no shit. Not even a PNW date to be seen for us border jumpers.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brendan-Snow/514886363 Brendan Snow

      i’m not terribly surprised. still sucks though.

      • Facebook User

        not surprised either. its not worth the hassel

  • SP420

    God those bands suck, but it’s coming to the Waterfront so I may have to check it out. Small as fuck vendor shows are great.

    • Facebook User

      the red chord definately does not suck

  • yourgodsucksballs

    I have to drive to Modesto to see Red Chord? Fuck me. Oh well, met Travis and Troy from Cattle Decap there,
    guess I’ll have to try and smoke a blunt with Guy and the gang.

  • Trousers

    Not even 1 even tolerable band on the bill.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Byron-Ward/797615124 Byron Ward

    Utah!!!! I know it sucks here… but shit…

  • gibberish

    In-n-Out logo, much?

    • ferocious_fetus

      i think the band loves INO a little too much.
      They played last years Murderfest here in Los Angeles and Guy keep demanding the guys in the pit go “animal style” and thanked us for attending “Burger fest.” I thought it was hilarious since I work for the company. I hope they don’t get in trouble for stealing the logo, In-N-Out are nazi’s when it comes to stuff like that.

    • http://lavidastrangiato.blogspot.com/ Jake Strangiato

      “Boy, those are some good burgers.”
      “Shut the fuck up, Donnie!”

  • Mike Arose

    Mychildren MyBride is generic as fuck other two sound dumb as fuck. Damn it why is The Red Chord supported by the equivalent of musical diarrhea

  • WolfAmongSheep

    To Cool For Any Where In The Mid West…Shucks

  • SomeKid

    2 California days, none of which are close, but 7 Texas? FML

  • pariah

    the red chord, always making awesome albums, always touring with shitty bands! no matter, trc would make the night worth it. now they just need to do a midwinters tour with enslaved throughout norway

  • Matt

    my band’s opening for the douglasville date fuck yeah red chord

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrington-Neil-Sauer/677600672 Harrington Neil Sauer

    FUCK every band on this except Red Chord of course, stop supporting tours with shitty openers plz k thx.

    • SonOF

      +++

      exactly. This tour should be called The Red Chord and friends.

      • Facebook User

        LMAO its like a childrens TV show muahahahaha

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Mathew-James-Saunders/1153389571 Mathew James Saunders

    Great…Chelsea Grin’s vocalist sounds like Oceano’s vocalist half of the time, and the same with TWLB…. WHY RED CHORD WHY!?!?! And no MI dates? …not to bitch or anything lol BUT COME ON!?!

  • tomaashamilton

    Will they be serving quarter pounders with and without cheese?

    • gibberish

      Nope, it’ll be Double-doubles, and maybe a 3×3 here and there

  • http://www.thecastpattern.com kitten rape

    Shit supporting bands. You can see a half ass attempt at The Red Chord in Those Who Lie Beneath, then see the real fucking thing end the night right. To all the other shit bands on this tour- take notes, cause you’re touring with a real band now.

  • FlyingDadBomb

    Sweet, a date in South Hackensack. Wish it was at Championships in Trenton, though.

    And Red Chord needs to do a tour with Pig Destroyer and Cephalic Carnage. I’d pay to fucking see that!

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Harrington-Neil-Sauer/677600672 Harrington Neil Sauer

      I’d shit my pants if that was their next tour

      • Facebook User

        +tony danza OH WUT

  • Alex_P

    Those who Lie Beneath seem to have stolen their font from Born of Osiris. Something tells me they stole more.

  • andy morales

    the venue in corpus says iwrestledabearonce is playin….?????

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/William-Morley/618112437 William Morley

    Has anyone noticed how many Deathcore-y bands begin with “The Red…”?

    Well I think it’s three, but thats quite a lot for one sub-genre. Also, at least with regards to “Chord” and “Shore”, they are some of the best, though “Death” aren’t terrible either.

  • http://www.myspace.com/whitearmsofathena Josh

    7 DATES IN TEXAS AND NO DALLAS DATE

  • WowWee!

    Yes a Las Vegas date. Finally!

  • Chase

    Hell yeah 7 Texas dates, never enough, and beigh from houston to skip dallas on this tour even better

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Zach-Gates/14209777 Zach Gates

    What’s with all the hate for the supporting acts? Sure they aren’t titans of the genre, but it should still be a kickass show.

    Lancaster in March? I think I’ll be there.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gabsung-Lim/568375471 Gabsung Lim

    at least give some credit to Metal Injection for getting Chelsea Grin big enough for this sorta tour!

  • De La Rosa

    Chelsea Grinn is probably the worst band ever. and i honestly mean fucking ever!

  • Facebook User

    chelsea grin is pretty bad, only because they remind me so much of suicide silence, whitechapel, and carnifex.

    just another deathcore band…..

  • whatthefuckischristianhxc

    i believe iwabo is also playing on the birmingham al date

  • Primateforever

    I appreciate the disdain for Chelsea Grin’s brand of crap musical style, but where is the hate for Mychildren Mybride’s blatant bible-thumpery? I’d sooner give a shitty swagger-core band the time of day than any Christ-o-centric camouflage metal band trying to usurp the spirit of metal with pro-religious barkings disguised as metal curtain-calls.