IN WHICH WE SHUT DOWN A LITTLE EARLY SO WE COULD FINALLY UNVEIL THE BIG SURPRISE

Friday, April 23rd, 2010 at 4:30pm by

I think we’ve teased this big surprise a million times already, but come Monday, it’s FINALLY going to be ready. So we need to finish the day a little early to make sure that that happens. We’re sure you can all make due without one last snarky blog post for the day. But in case you can’t, here are some things you may have missed this week…

Have a good weekend, everyone. On Monday, everything changes… FOR-EVAH!!!

-AR

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michel-Giroux-Burroughs/574086565 Michel Giroux-Burroughs

    New layout?

    • iRoar

      I think so too ^_^

      …(rubs nipples)

  • Mike B

    Well according to blabbermouth.net, Monday is the day Summer Slaughter tour dates are announced. So I’m guessing that’s the surprise

  • evilfatguy

    Spoiler!!!
    She’s a man in drag.

    • DemonicLemming

      Or a Brazilian tranny, one of the two.

      • Cryzthormagnusian

        No way, trannys are typically a lot better looking than her.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ben-Robson/1375985482 Ben Robson

    Axl is being replaced as a blogger by Shaggy2Dope

    • Bicro

      Fucking internet…How does it work?

  • Dysenteric

    A guess – you and Vince are starting your very own Epic Beard Sumeriancore band?

    • Mordecai 9000

      “Born Of Sucks”

    • Spanky

      “Veil of Suckalos”

  • canea

    Maybe we’ll get the full version of that decapitation video that everyone loves.

  • altered

    Well, I don’t feel too optimistic reading that as I can’t help remembering Infernal Combustion going corporate and then being gone forever. Let’s just hope I won’t have to bookmark that under Roadrunner Recs once again.

  • d.o.g.o.b.g.y.n.

    It’ll probably just end up being NSFW pics of Christina Farley up there.

  • bucketochicken

    The uh… lady… in that picture looks like Shaq.

  • Dubs

    It’s gonna be Summer Slaughter dates. It says on the SS myspace that monday will be the day they’re announced.

  • gojirasaurus

    how the hell will SS tour dates change your life “FOR-EVAH”? im guessing new site layout, maybe a sign-in feature of sorts

  • pablo

    i hope are ozzfest news

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Matthew-Mitchell/727402512 Matthew Mitchell

    come one summer slaughter coming to canada , COME ON CANADA !!!

  • SP420

    You guys are probably going to admit you’re in gay love for each other.

  • Sabbathfan

    Is that Stiffler’s mom?

  • MrC

    Maybe the surprise is that they’ve got Google Chrome and the site working together properly. I’m getting tired of having to open it up in crappy Internet Explorer.

    • MrC

      Weird, as soon as i sent that message. It started working in Google Chrome?! Been trying for over a week! That’s some random shit right there…!

  • Ben

    It’s always worked for me…

  • pablo

    or faith no more us dates news, I hope

  • EdSW

    Metalsucks goes emo and becomes Everythingsucks?

  • Alex_P

    Axl and Vince to reveal that they use and enjoy marijuana.

  • pigchop

    “Went down to the cemetery looking for love/ got there and my baby was buried/ I had to dig her up”

  • Derek

    THey sold the site to Century MEdia!

  • chris

    hey i didn’t know how to send you guys a link to some news or whatever,but apparent kc howard and dan eggers are out of decrepit birth.very bummed out right now.any word on why theyre gone?

  • Brian \m/(-_-)\m/

    its monday, and nothings different. you lied to us axl

    • olif8

      Agreed.

  • Chimp 0 Neg

    All comments require a captcha code now!!

    Awesome! You said everything would change and you didnt disappoint….!