FEAR, EMPTINESS, DECIBEL: THE BLACK METAL HALL OF FAME ISSUE IS EDUCATIONAL FOR ARYANS AND NON-ARYANS ALIKE!

Thursday, November 11th, 2010 at 4:00pm by

Before there were blogs there were these things called magazines, and the only metal magazine we still get excited about reading every month is Decibel. Here’s managing editor Andrew Bonazelli.

In 1998, there was Lords of Chaos. In 2008, there was Until the Light Takes Us. Somewhere between that, aired amongst a bunch of shitty Victory ads on Headbangers Ball, there was this. One might logically conclude that, between this biography, documentary and $100-budget commercial, the history of black metal has been comprehensively documented.

Not so! With this much personality, talent, vision, rampant egotism and disdain for non-Aryans, the genre remains entertainingly unstable — the more you talk to its original practitioners, the more weird new anecdotes bubble up to augment a perpetually-contested whole. That — along with the need to finance multiple third-term back-alley abortions for the staff’s favorite strippers — is why we’ve concocted our second exclusive Decibel one-off, the Black Metal Hall of Fame issue.

Our staffers busted ass to bring you eight tales from black metal’s vast crypt. Three of them you’ve never seen before — touchstones from Burzum, Satyricon and Rotting Christ — and the Darkthrone feature was only previously available in our HOF anthology, Precious Metal. This monster’s not included with subscriptions and is only available online and at select indie record retailers starting around November 8.

The final roster is, as you can see above, Immortal, Burzum, Venom, Darkthrone, Emperor, Satyricon, Enslaved and Rotting Christ. I’m too lazy to copy and paste the album titles, but are there any bands you’d prefer for a prospective round two? (Bear in mind that everyone’s gotta be alive to do these things, so no dice on Bathory and Mayhem.)

-AB

Please help the staff of Decibel finance all the necessary third-term back-alley abortions for their favorite strippers by purchasing the special Black Metal Hall of Fame issue here. You can also help contribute to this tremendous cause by buying yourself a copy of the December 2010 issue of Decibel or, better still, buying yourself a full subscription.

  • Sophus

    I.N.R.I.

  • Dubs

    Hey, you know Mayhem’s still around right? The guy who did vocals on Mysteriis (Atilla?sp?) in the vocalist now.

  • mchuckie1006

    I have respect for “most” black metal bands but Emperor is the only one I have ever really liked…but then again I do not know what is black metal anymore along with any other genre.

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Brandon-MXickman/502613553 Brandon MXickman

      they’re also the only one that doesn’t dress up like clowns.
      (rotting christ no is black metals)

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Nicholi-Stephaan-Cervantes/1281091549 Nicholi Stephaan Cervantes

    Taake, Gorgoroth, Watain, Fen, Imperium Dekadenz, and Old Dimmu.

    • claytos

      AGREED!!!!!!!

  • nick

    Fuck these goddamn lists.

    • Blashyrkh

      ^ this.

  • raptor jesus

    REIGN OF EREBUS

  • Terminus

    Should of been “Hall Ov Fame”

    • v_v

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      • Blashyrkh

        2

  • ferris

    Could that cover pic be any nicer? Didn’t think so. Great work.

  • http://www.flamingtusk.com Zosimus

    Philly strippers aren’t spayed? NOTED.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Tanner-Westhomas/1506171449 Tanner Westhomas

    Celtic Frost, Behemoth, (old) Dimmu Borgir, 1349, Marduk

  • Blashyrkh

    The whole “you have to be alive to make the list” is retarded. Bathory was the first BM band. Mayhem, Burzum, Immortal, Darkthrone pretty much started the Norwegian wave and helped make the image/sound of BM what it is today(regardless of whether or not you like them).

    • decibel

      Why is it “retarded”? How interesting would a Bathory HOF story be without Quorthon? Not very. I mean, it’s not like we don’t fucking love “Under The Sign Of The Black Mark” as much as anyone else. We just can’t do a story on it.

  • MadSkins

    Metallica wrote “Nothing Else Matters” about this issue’s cover. Abbath for the fucking win.