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TAXES GOT YOU STRESSED? LET TAXSLAYER.COM DO THEM FOR YOU, METAL-STYLE

 Monday, March 28th, 2011 at 12:00pm by

Tax Slayer

We kid, of course… but someone at TaxSlayer.com really oughtta start pitching their services to the metal community. They’re sitting on a gold mine!

Maybe they’ll take notice of the millions of referral hits we send their way today and reach out to us. We could like totally do a contest where metalheads have to prove their complete ineptness at math in which the prize is free tax returns for life. Great marketing, I say.

Or… I could just be a big nerd that’s stressed about tax season. Boo-urns.

-VN

Thanks: Hetal Bhatt

  • bigbobby

    you wasted the 12:00 post on this and you didnt even get paid??!

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Rob-Blount/1535411963 Rob Blount

    I was at a nascar race last year, and the tax slayer car was being shown on a TV, a guy walked by and just screamed TAX SLAAAAAYYYYYYEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    It was pretty funny. I could tell from that, and appearance the dude was a definite metal head, but the yell gave me a really good laugh. Especially because no one else understood why he yelled like that.

    Yeah, I know. “Cool story bro.”

    • http://www.facebook.com/people/Johnny-Mar/100000509947579 Johnny Mar

      oh yeah,in that kind of moments i know why I hear metal…and when i hear metal…

    • The I

      TAAAXSLAYEEEEERRR

  • http://www.thrashodyssey.com Julian

    Not gonna lie, I exclusively use taxslayer.com.

    • jimbo slice

      i agree
      been using them for 3 years
      by far the most metal tax service

  • Emily

    man I used these guys before two years ago, and then tried again last year to do the free version – only to get all the way through and then they told me I had to pay. blaaarrghhh. not recommended

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Gilded-Thrones/100001415057666 Gilded Thrones

    “Are you saying ‘boo’ or ‘boo urns’?”
    “I was saying ‘boo urns’.”