TAXES GOT YOU STRESSED? LET TAXSLAYER.COM DO THEM FOR YOU, METAL-STYLE

We kid, of course… but someone at TaxSlayer.com really oughtta start pitching their services to the metal community. They’re sitting on a gold mine!

Maybe they’ll take notice of the millions of referral hits we send their way today and reach out to us. We could like totally do a contest where metalheads have to prove their complete ineptness at math in which the prize is free tax returns for life. Great marketing, I say.

Or… I could just be a big nerd that’s stressed about tax season. Boo-urns.

-VN

Thanks: Hetal Bhatt