F*ck You, Avril Lavigne
The best reason for the rest of the world to declare war on Canada — Nickelsuck’s Chad Kroeger and his
little boy wife Avril Lavigne — have decided that they are no longer content to just be together in private and not throw their disgustingness in the world’s collective face. To that end, Lavigne has recorded a cover of Nickelsuck’s “How You Remind Me.” I can’t say it’s better than the original because the original is fucking awful, but I’m not sure I can say it’s worse, either; Lavigne actually found a way to make it sound mopier, if less moosey. It seems like an odd choice of songs for her to cover given that the lyrics are all about how some girl woke up one morning next to Chad Kroeger and was like “OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO LAST NIGHT?!?!” and it really hurt Chad’s feelings, but now that I think of it, I’m reasonably certain that’s what all Nickelsuck songs are about, so I guess she had no choice. Other than, y’know, NOT to cover the fucking song. Or record anything. Or so much as sing in the vicinity of human ears. Or animal ears. Do fish have ears? Yeah well either way I’m sure they hate her, too.