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Greatest Tour of All Time Alert: Napalm Death, Voivod, Exhumed, Iron Reagan and Black Crown Initiate

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953Napalm Death, the twenty-fourth best metal band of all time, have announced a North American tour with Voivod, the greatest French Canadian thrash band of all time. Support will come from Exhumed, the greatest Matt Harvey project of all time, Iron Reagan, the greatest metal band named after a former president of all time, and Black Crown initiate, the greatest metal band from Reading, PA that isn’t Rivers of Nihil of all time. And as if those five bands didn’t already create an overwhelming package (this is one of those rare tours with no built-in bar breaks), you’ll have the opportunity to see one of four other killer bands as well, depending on where you live: Ringworm, the greatest hardcore band from Cleveland of all time, Phobia, the greatest metal band called Phobia of all time, Dayglo Abortions, the greatest metal band to have written a song about eating an unborn baby of all time, and Theories, who I don’t know, but I assume are the greatest something of all time. Really, this has the potential to be the greatest tour of all time.

Here are the greatest dates of all time:

1/27/2015 – Miami, FL @ Grand Central*
1/28/2015 – St Petersburg, FL @ State Theater*
1/29/2015 – Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade*
1/30/2015 – Winston-Salem, NC @ Ziggy’s*
1/31/2015 – Baltimore, MD @ Soundstage*
2/2/2015 – New York, NY @ Gramercy Theater*
2/3/2015 – Philadelphia, PA @ Union Transfer*
2/4/2015 – Toronto, ON @ Opera House
2/5/2015 – Ottawa, ON @ Maverick’s
2/6/2015 – Montreal, QC @ Club Soda
2/7/2015 – Worcester, MA @ Palladium*
2/8/2015 – Poughkeepsie, NY @ The Chance Theater*
2/9/2015 – Cleveland, OH  @ Agora Ballroom*
2/10/2015 – Chicago, IL  @ Reggie’s*
2/11/2015 – Minneapolis, MN  @ Amsterdam*
2/12/2015 – Winnipeg, MB @ The Zoo
2/13/2015 – Regina, SK  @ The Exchange
2/14/2015 – Calgary, AB  @ Republik
2/15/2015 – Edmonton, AB  @ Starlite Room
2/17/2015 – Vancouver, BC  @ Rickshaw Theater**
2/18/2015 – Seattle, WA @ Studio 7 #
2/19/2015 – Portland, OR @ Hawthorne Theater
2/20/2015 – Oakland, CA Metro ##
2/21/2015 – Fresno, CA Strummers ##
2/22/2015 – Los Angeles, CA House Of Blues
2/23/2015 – Tempe, AZ Club Red ##
2/24/2015 – Albuquerque, NM Sunshine Theater ##
2/25/2015 – Denver, CO Summit Music Hall ##
2/26/2015 – Lawrence, KS Granada Theater ##
2/27/2015 – Dallas, TX Gas Monkey ##
2/28/2015 – Houston, TX Fitzgerald’s ##

* = RINGWORM
**=Dayglo Abortions
#= Theories
##= Phobia

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