Tool Announce US Tour, We Think!

Any reader of MetalSucks knows that we speculate about what’s going on with Tool the way Danzig worries about Jewish bankers ruling the world. But now it looks like we have some solid proof that Tool will be hitting the road in January on a US tour!

At least we’re pretty sure what this announcement from their Facebook means:

“TOOL TOUR VISIONS

SOMETHING WICKED THIS… YOUR WAY COMES!

“For those of you who only like NEWS about TOOL, here’s something that should be of great interest. The impenetrable veil of my dark scrying mirror FINALLY CLEARED today – enough so, in fact – that I could perceive a large heptagram on a complexly lit stage where four performers were dwarfed by dramatic video projections. Evidently the sonic and visual extravaganza that I was receiving is a rare glimpse of FUTURE TOOL U.S.A. TOUR DATES in the month of JANUARY, 2016 e.v.

However, with some of the images in the depths of the black glass not being clearly distinct… YET, fans will have to keep checking back (SOON) on the Tool websites and Tool facebook page for an official announcement containing a list of the SHOW DATES, CITIES and VENUES, as well as for info about a tour support act(s). Regarding an opening band(s), what I was able to discern through the ever-shifting veil will in all likeliness be exciting to many Tool enthusiasts. STAY TUNED, FOLKS… as my trusty SCRYING MIRROR CONTINUES TO CLEAR…”

Hooray! Right? Maybe? Probably.

One hopes that the band’s scrying mirror ain’t lying, but then again, few bands rely on a magical fortune telling device to let them know when it’s time to start practicing for a national jaunt. Let’s hope the fates continue on their chosen path and reveal a twenty- to thirty-city US tour, and that the feng shui of Maynard’s socks doesn’t thwart us once again!

Keep your eyes out for Tool tour dates in the coming months. If it doesn’t go down after this announcement, feel free to be an insufferable retard.

[via The PRP]