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Crack Nuts with Heavy Metal Nutcrackers

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If you’ve been procrastinating and still need to do some holiday shopping, you can add this to the list of potential gifts for the metalhead in your life: heavy metal nutcrackers! They’re pricey (seventy bucks for a pre-made one, a hundred for a custom made one of your favorite metal musician), but they’re adorable and, assuming you crack a lot of nuts, practical.

Abbath
Abbath
Danzig
Danzig
Josh Homme
Josh Homme
Ozzy
Ozzy
Dee Snider
Dee Snider
King Diamond
King Diamond
Cliff Burton
Cliff Burton

Get yours here.

Thanks: Pierre

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