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Gwar, Ghoul, Doyle and He Is Legend Tour Announced

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This fall, Gwar will lay siege to your ears and soak the earth with their fluids (whatever they may be) as they release their fourteenth studio album The Blood of Gods. In support of the unveiling of this new totem to turmoil, Gwar will be campaigning across North America with the legions of Ghoul, Doyle, He Is Legend, and U.S. Bastards bolstering their ranks. The onslaught will begin on October 20th, where a sacrifice will be presented to Oderus Urungus’ divine spirit in hopes that he shall bless the first night of chaos that will reap the land, and will end on December 10th, when the few remaining pockets of un-indoctrinated human swine are expected to either be wiped out or captured for later consumption.

Here is a statement from one of our overlords:

“Humans, we are coming to tear your world apart with a live performance the likes of which has never been seen on this or any other planet! This album, “The Blood of Gods,” is the greatest thing since French toast. Just hearing these songs performed will result in an instant paroxysm of weeping, gnashing of teeth, and the uncontrollable voiding of your filthy bowels. Now, we are taking the whole bloody shit show on the road, with the most spectacular, blood-drenched, gruesome, and terrifying rock concert of all time. Don’t miss your chance to sacrifice yourself to GWAR at a venue near you!”

Tickets will go on sale August 18th, which you can purchase here. And if you are truly committed to serving your gods you can purchase a V.I.P. pass here.

These are the dates where you can see your masters in person:

With Doyle:
10/20 Richmond, VA @ The National
10/21 Cleveland, OH @ Agora Ballroom
10/22 Toronto, ON @ Opera House (no Doyle)
10/23 Millvale, PA @ Mr. Smalls
10/25 Greensboro, NC @ Arizona Petes
10/26 Baltimore, MD @ Rams Head Live
10/27 New Haven, CT @ Toad’s Place
10/28 Worcester, MA @ Palladium
10/29 Philadelphia, PA @ Trocadero
10/31 New York, NY @ Irving Plaza
11/1 Buffalo, NY @ Town Ballroom
11/2 Louisville, KY @ Mercury Ballroom
11/3 St. Louis, MO @ Pop’s
11/4 Sioux City, IA @ Hard Rock
11/5 Lawrence, KS @ Granada

With He Is Legend:
11/7 Minneapolis, MN @ First Avenue
11/8 Winnipeg, MB @ Pyramid
11/9 Saskatoon, SK @ Saskatoon Events Center
11/10 Edmonton, AB @ Union Hall
11/11 Calgary, AB @ The Palaces
11/13 Vancouver, BC @ Commodore
11/14 Portland, OR @ Roseland
11/15 Seattle, WA @ Showbox SoDo
11/17 Santa Cruz, CA @ The Catalyst
11/18 Las Vegas, NV @ Fremont Country Club
11/19 Sacramento, CA @ Ace of Spades
11/21 San Diego, CA @ House of Blues
11/22 Los Angeles, CA @ Fonda Theater
11/23 Tempe, AZ @ Marquee Theater
11/24 Albuquerque, NM @ Sunshine Theater
11/25 Denver, CO @ Summit Music Hall
11/26 Lincoln, NE @ Bourbon Theatre
11/28 Tulsa, OK @ Cain’s Ballroom
11/29 Dallas, TX @ Gas Monkey Live
11/30 Houston, TX @ House of Blues
12/1 San Antonio, TX @ Aztec Theater
12/2 Baton Rouge, LA @ Varsity Theater
12/3 Atlanta, GA @ Masquerade
12/5 Ft. Lauderdale, FL @ Revolution
12/6 Tampa, FL @ The Ritz
12/8 Indianapolis, IN @ The Vogue
12/9 Peoria, IL @ Limelight
12/10 Detroit, MI @ St. Andrews Hall

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