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Glenn Danzig’s House Comes with Action Figures, Breakfast Cereal, a Mattress

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Anyone considering plunking down $1.2 million to buy Danzig’s old L.A. house who’s concerned about its dilapidated condition might take comfort in some “extras” that come along with the mansion-like Los Feliz home.

The house is being sold “as is,” and Danzig means it: he left plenty of memorabilia and old junk behind. Death and Taxes got their hands on some photos from inside the house — taken by a friend who scheduled an official viewing — and it turns out the inside is just as much of a mess as the outside.

Two boxes of breakfast cereal come with the property — Franken Berry and Count Chocula, how perfect! — as well as a teddy bear, an old mattress (with sheets still on it!), dozens of action figures (in their boxes, of course), big plastic statues of the Tasmanian Devil and Marvin the Martian, the remnants of a book collection and so much more.

Can we all take a moment and marvel at how Glenn Danzig is so wondrously exactly like we’d expect him to be? The guy is basically a teenager living in a 60-year-old man’s body.

Take a look at some of the photo highlights below.

Of course, if we’d all just pool our resources together we could preserve the house in Danzig’s honor forever and ever.

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[via Metal Insider]

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