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Pantera Make Baby Strollers Now


“You’ve waited a long time for this awesome stroller,” says Pantera’s official Instagram account, but that’s a lie, because I haven’t ever waited for this stroller, and I’m guessing that you haven’t, either. Regardless, it now exists. Knowing nothing about the cost or quality of baby strollers, I can’t comment on whether or not this a good deal. But, clearly, this further demonstrates that metal isn’t an underground phenomenon anymore. You laugh now, but Cannibal Corpse strollers are right around the corner, just you watch.

#Repost @daphyls (@get_repost) ・・・ You've waited a long time for this awesome stroller, and it has FINALLY arrived in all its glory! Get your Pantera stroller today for only $59.99 + S&H, with Next Day Shipping. This is a great price for our limited edition ultralight stroller. Order yours today –> @panteraofficial #stroller #babystyle #babiesrock #pantera #vulgardisplayofpantera #baby #kids #toddler

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