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Woke Axl Rose: “Vote Blue… Bitches!”

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Breaking News: Axl Rose has voted. Does this concern you? Me too.

Just kidding. He’s clearly been doing his research, which you can see for yourself in the following Ultra Woke™ tweets from the past year:

While I can’t pretend to give a fuck about Axl Rose’s political opinions, it’s a relief to know that even a rock n’ roll veteran has the same say in the elections as you and I. The United States may be a shit show, but at least it’s still a quasi-democracy as it stands. If you’d like it to stay that way, go vote.

And remember: if everyone on the ballot sucks major dicks, you don’t have to choose the “lesser of the evils.” Make an angry doodle on your ballot. Use it to wipe your nose. Write in Denzel Washington for office. Anything that says, “Hey, I’m still here, and I still care about the rights of myself and others, but my only options here are terrible and I’m not playing into this.”

We all have a choice. Let’s keep it that way.

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