Are Five Finger Death Punch really big enough to headline already? I can’t believe that At All Cost are at death’s door, but people are buying FFDP albums like their lives depended on it. I mean, just look at that photo. If that’s the not the very definition of “recockulous,” I don’t know what is.

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Congratulations to the winners of last week’s Funny Photo Caption Contest; you’ll each be receiving a copy of Another Black Day’s self-titled debut in the mail for coming up with a funny caption to the photo at right. The winners are:

• Oh Yeah?: “Wes Borland finally decides to release a solo album… ‘Live from Ibiza!!’”
• FLmetal: “A sneak peek at David Draiman’s new “METAL” clothing line.”
• Christopher: “Man with lack of ethnic background compensates with dark clothing and unrealistic ambitions.”
• Murderface Rapes your mother and then: “Lou Perlman’s decided to go in a completely different direction since his sentencing.”
• Strapping Young Lad: “Slipknot FINALLY unveils their new costumes for their upcoming album!!”

Congratulations. This week we have a package from Metal Blade Records to give away, featuring the brand new Shai Hulud CD Misanthropy Pure and Aletheian’s recent release Dying Vine. All you have to do to win is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments section. Good luck!

Last week’s Funny Photo Caption contest (picture at right) spawned a ton of hilarious entries, but in the end only three will take home a copy of Revolver‘s special edition Tool issue (pictured at left). It was a tough call, but these are the winning entries:

Johnny Ringo: “seriously guys… i’ve slaughtered more than my fair share of christian souls… burned AT LEAST half a dozen churches and i have every single riff and lyric memorized from Anthems to the Welkin At Dusk and i STILL have to be the one who gathers fire wood on camping trips? WEAK!!!!”

Uranamous: “So THIS is the new musical direction that Insane Clown Posse have been talking about taking. Sweet!!!”

JW Gacy: “A failed ad campaign for Captain Morgan’s new ‘Woodland Gimp Rum’.”

Congrats guys — we’ll be emailing you shortly to get your addresses so we can send you your prize. This week we have five copies of Another Black Day‘s self-titled debut (Bieler Bros. Records) to give away. All you have to do is come up with a funny caption to the below photo and post it in the comments. Good luck!