PANTERA REUNITE… TO SUE SOMEBODY!
Nothing brings a broken-up band back together quite like a good lawsuit. I mean, Slash, Duff, and Axl were all able to temporarily put aside their differences (and lawsuits against one another) to try and stop Geffen Records from putting out a Greatest Hits package in which they had no say; now Vinnie Paul, Phil Anselmo, and Rex Brown – a.k.a. the three surviving members of Pantera – are all for one, one for all in a legal battle with their former webmaster.
Well, sure, Vinnie is probably only communicating with Phil and Rex through an attorney, but still… this is almost as worthy a cause as making music… right?