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DID ANYONE EVER TRY MOTLEY BRÜE?

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Motley Crue - generation swineFrom the Rolling Stone archives:

“Pasadena, Calif.-based drink company Eat Me Now Inc., soft-drink creative duo Skeleteens, and the members of Motley Crue have created a non-alcoholic soft drink dubbed Motley Brue. Billboard Bulletin’s Michael Amicone reports that the drink, which features such ingredients as jalapeno, ginseng, and botanical items (and also stains a drinker’s mouth bright blue), will be distributed in coffeehouses, skate shops, underground clubs, record stores, bookstores, clothing stores, and other nontraditional outlets starting this month. Each bottle sports a collectible label that contains lyrics to songs on the reunited band’s new album, Generation Swine, due June 2 [1997] on Elektra.”

Two things:

1) How does one become a part of a “soft-drink creative duo”?

2) Motley Brüe sounds fucking disgusting.

-KW

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