TWELVE YEAR OLD TO JONAS BROTHERS FANS: “MOSH PITTING IS NOT FIGHTING OVER WHO’S THE CUTEST”
Logic according to the worldview of a twelve year old, directed at fans of teen pop sensations The Jonas Brothers:
“Oh, look at you, you’re so emo, you probably listen to Slipknot or some shit,” she says as she strokes her her with black fingernails and claims her love for “good music” like My Chemical Romance. Zuh?
“Fuck you little ten year olds! Fuck all of you! Fuck you!”
And then there’s the classic line in the title of this post. It isn’t? But seriously folks, when I’m mosh potting I’m actually fighting for my belief that Adam D. is cuter than Howard Jones.
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