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JOB FOR A COWBOY’S JONNY DAVY’S BRIEF BUT DROLL TOUR BLOG FOR METALSUCKS

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We recently asked Job for a Cowboy vocalist Jonny Davy to write a tour blog for the band’s MetalSucks co-sponsored headlining trek with Hate Eternal, All Shall Perish, Animosity and Annotations of an Autopsy. Davy’s short but giggle-inducing blog is below. Enjoy!


ITS RAINING TEARS!

Well, another tour… Again, in the freezing cold. So far we’ve been lucky, no snow. No worries of “VAN FLIP/NO CARE/FIRST POST.” Well, Rutan’s kidney is fucked up, forcing Hate Eternal to drop off of our current tour. My only comment for Rutan is this: “Get better, fix you kidney and party on Wayne.”


Idiots….

Tour tattoo’s, if you might of kept track with my previous blogs you might realize that the idiots in my band like slap on some pretty lame tattoos onto their precious, alcoholic bodies. Well, they’ve struck again, you can view the ridiculousness above. Their parents would be so proud. This is a hobby that I don’t think I’ll be jumping the bandwagon with. Looking at the photo makes me cringe and makes me want to grind my teeth into dust.


Baby Charn and his big mouth…

The other day we somehow let Charn, our drummer, actually go off and give a radio interview. He was drunk, apparently very drunk. The interview actually turned out being a LIVE radio plug (Yeah…. great idea.). The person in charge of the entire thing some how couldn’t tell that Charn and the all of the people around him from the tour were wasted. To sum it up, the radio went live and everyone decided to yell out some abrasive banter. The radio employee got fired the next day for breaking the forbidden radio rule. SORRY BUDDY! BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME! I’ll keep you posted on more.

-JD

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