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LOOK, I’VE MANAGED TO GO ALL THIS TIME WITHOUT TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD FLYFLEAF SUCK!

900

flyleaf sucks

Whoops. I guess I just blew it.

Holy shit do I hate this band. It’s as though someone signed them for the sole purpose of making Evanescence look good. This chick who sings sounds like her name should be Avril Clarkson or whatever that little girl who makes me long for a Lilith Fair is called. Do people still listen to alt-metal this ridiculous sounding? I really thought Staind had killed this shit dead years ago.

And one of the members looks like a metrosexual Wolverine and one of the members looks like fucking Frankenstein’s Monster with a Danzig wig on. And I know that’s a mean thing to say and I shouldn’t judge people based on their appearance, but eat me.

In conclusion, if you like this band, you probably like Breaking Benjamin and I don’t think we can be friends because I’m just that shallow. Also, did I mention eat me?

-AR

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