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SLASH’S SOLO ALBUM ART: FIVE MINUTES OF WORK, A LIFETIME OF REGRET

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I’m sorry to write about what a giant disappointment Slash has become twice in one day, but come the fuck on.

Anyone remember CMC, that label that tried to re-launch hair metal in the mid-90s? The quality of their album art was generally on par with the quality of Slash’s new solo album cover. When Vince heard the guitarist’s awful remake of “Paradise City,” he said “It’s not just that Slash is chasing trends – it sounds like he’s chasing trends from a decade ago.” Ditto here. This album cover should have great appeal to anyone who’s ever wanted to be a contestant on Rock of Love.

-AR

[via Blabbermouth]

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