METALSUCKS-SPONSORED BURGERS & BOWLING TOUR FEATURING THE RED CHORD, MYCHILDREN MYBRIDE, CHELSEA GRIN AND THOSE WHO LIE BENEATH KICKS OFF TONIGHT!

Do you like burgers? Do you like bowling? Do you love The Ultimate Warrior and have a strong desire to listen to loud, obnoxious death grind and kill every fucking thing in your fucking way? Well then you’ll love the MetalSucks co-sponsoried Burgers & Bowling tour! It’s being headlined by The Red Chord, who are one of our most favoritest bands in modern metal, and My Children My Bride, Those Who Lie Beneath, and Chelsea Grin are on all on the bill, just to sweeten the deal. Plus, if you don’t go, we’re sending The Ultimate Warrior to your house to fuck your mom and put you in traction. Just throwing that out there. Y’know. No pressure.

Complete list of dates after the jump. These shows are gonna be INSANE.

02/11 Douglasville, GA @ The 7 Venue
02/12 Pensacola, FL @ The Vault
02/13 Birmingham, AL 5 @ Points Music Hall
02/14 New Orleans, LA @ The High Ground
02/16 Wichita Falls, TX @ The Hangar
02/17 Tyler, TX @ Knights Of Columbus Hall
02/18 McAllen, TX @ The Incubator
02/19 Corpus Christi, TX @ House Of Rock
02/20 Houston, TX @ Meridian
02/21 San Antonio, TX @ White Rabbit
02/23 Tucson, AZ @ The Rock
02/24 Las Vegas, NV @ Area 702
02/25 Bakersfield, CA @ Jerry’s Pizza
02/26 Modesto, CA @ Modesto Virtual
02/28 Palmdale, CA @ The Crossing
03/01 Flagstaff, AZ @ The Joint
03/02 Albuqurque, NM @ Launchpad
03/03 Amarillo, TX @ The War Legion Underground
03/04 Oklahoma City, OK @ Bricktown Live
03/05 Memphis, TN @ New Daisy Theatre
03/06 Louisville, KY @ Uncle Pleasants
03/07 Nashville, TN @ Rocketown
03/08 Columbia, SC @ New Brookland Tavern
03/09 Raleigh, NC @ The Brewery
03/11 Lancaster, PA @ Chameleon Club
03/12 South Hackensack, NJ @ School Of Rock
03/13 Hartford, CT @ Webster Underground
03/14 Holyoke, MA @ Water Front Tavern

-AR