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TELL US THE SCARIEST HEADLINE YOU COULD EVER SEE ON METALSUCKS, WIN A GUITAR FROM IBANEZ AND JOB FOR A COWBOY!

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Modern death metal masters Job for a Cowboy are kicking off their Runation North American Tour 2010 in just a couple of weeks, and to celebrate, the band is teaming up with MetalSucks and Ibanez to give away the sweet guitar pictured above, plus a copy of the band’s latest and greatest, Ruination. NICE!

All you have to do to win is go to the comments section below and tell us what is the scariest possible headline you could ever imagine seeing on MetalSucks. For example:

  • FRED DURST NAMED NEW LEAD SINGER OF METALLICA
  • OOPS: TECHNICAL SNAFU CAUSES ALL PHYSICAL AND DIGITAL COPIES OF OPTION PARALYSIS TO ACTUALLY PLAY ATTACK ATTACK! ALBUM
  • ZILTOID ELECTED PRESIDENT

And so on and so forth. You get the idea.

Please make sure you register for the comments section with a valid e-mail address, as the winner will be contacted via e-mail. And please note that this contest is only open to U.S. residents, as shipping a whole gee-tar costs mad bank, yo.

Good luck! Entries will be closed on April 21st and a winner chosen shortly thereafter. And don’t forget to check out JFAC’s headlining tour when it hits your town. Get a complete list of dates here.

-Axl, Vince, and Everyone at MetalSucks

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