THE ONLY THING THAT SHOULD SCARE H.I.M. TO DEATH IS HOW BORING THIS VIDEO IS

“Scared to Death,” the new video from H.I.M., is insanely glossy, to the point where, even though there’s not really that much going on, I kinda wonder how much it cost. Not much, I hope, ’cause it bores the crap outta me. Ville walks! There are some pyramid thingies! It looks pretty but none of it seems to have anything to do with the song! Is this a Lex Halaby joint?

“Scared to Death” comes off of H.I.M.’s latest, Screamworks. Vince basically liked the album, but I gotta say, I can’t remember ever having felt so “meh” on any of the band’s past releases. It’s just so devoid of energy. It’s like the whole band took a Lunesta before they hit the studio.

-AR