YOU’RE SO WRONG, JEFF WATERS

I just saw this video on SMN of Annihilator’s Jeff Waters showing off his signature Epiphone Annihilation Series guitar, which he claims is the “most metal guitar” ever. It’s basically just an ad for his guitar, so you don’t really need to watch it for more than a few seconds:

Now, with all due respect to Jeff Waters, who probably knows way more about guitars than I do, this is in no way, shape, or form the most metal guitar out there. MetalSuckers who know what’s up are aware that this is, has been, and always will be, without a sliver of a shadow of a doubt, the most metal fucking guitar in the history of forever-ever-ever:

So suck it, Jeff Waters. Michael Angelo Batio in 2012!!!

-AR