THE BEST BIG FOUR PICS YET

These come from the Facebook page of Joel McIver, author of The Bloody Reign of Slayer, Justice for All: The Truth about Metallica, the upcoming Glenn Hughes autobiography, and a whole mess of other metal books.

First up: Apparently Dave Mustaine is a genius. He has invented a machine which turns sweaty gross old metal dudes into hot chicks in uniform!

This next one is even better, if only because of the caption McIver included: “A sweet little old lady I met backstage.”

I’ve never actually read one of McIver’s books, but based on that caption and photo alone, I think I owe it to the dude to do so now.

-AR

Thanks to DemonicShredder for the tip!