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TERRORIST VINCE NEIL STILL TRYING TO KILL INNOCENT PEOPLE

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So according to Radar Online, Vince Neil was arrested this morning in Las Vegas.  “What as the charge?” you ask? Did he get busted with drugs? Smack a porn start? Did the LVPD finally come to their senses and arrest him for crimes against good taste?

Nope. He was arrested for… suspicion of DUI.

Vince Neil. The man who, in 1984, killed Hanoi Rocks drummer Razzle and seriously injured two passengers in another car because he was driving drunk. The man who has been charged with vehicular manslaughter. This guy. Was driving drunk.

WHAT A FUCKING ASSHOLE.

I don’t know why I’m surprised. Neil obviously doesn’t give a fuck about anyone but himself. And Motley Crue practically made a joke out of his previous exploits when they named their box set Music To Crash Your Car To.

Classy.

Seriously, what a dick. Can we all agree right now that if Neil is convicted, his feet and hands should be cut off so he can never drive again? I mean, you could do something less severe like just revoke his license forever, but I think it’s important that this fuckhead really get the message this time, don’t you?

-AR

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