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ALAS, BROKENCYDE ARE NOT LITTLE GIRL F*CKERS

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So yesterday we got a bunch of e-mails from people regarding this story going around about Brokencyde. This yarn went that the band’s tour bus was pulled over for speeding in New Mexico, and that when 5-0 inspected the bus, they found an assload of drugs, a fourteen year old girl, and a laptop full of photos of the band fucking other underage chicks.

And even though the story meant that any number of young girls were forever going to have to live with the memory of having one of these pop their cherry…

ALAS, BROKENCYDE ARE NOT LITTLE GIRL F*CKERS

…these reader e-mails suggested nothing short of elation. For surely, it meant that Brokencyde were going bye-bye.

Just one thing. The story’s not true.

So I’m sorry to disappoint you all — Brokencyde’s fifteen minutes are not yet over.

But at least we know no little girls got fucked, right?

-AR

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