ROB HALFORD IS IN A CELL PHONE COMMERCIAL… PLAYING A PRIEST!
Thanks to the magic of my DVR, I don’t really watch commercials anymore — but as I was fast forwarding between breaks on The Daily Show yesterday, I thought I saw Rob Halford. And then my mind went, “Are you stupid? No way you just saw Halford. In what context would he be on a commercial?” But then another part of my brain was like, “You write a metal blog for a living, dummy, and you need shit to write about. Go back and make sure.” So I went back.
And guess what?
It is Halford!
Unfortunately, every other part of the commerical sucks. But that just means you can stop watching after the first five seconds.