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STOLEN KATATONIA GUITARS “TURNED IN”

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So last week some worthless human tampon stole a couple of guitars from Kataonia. And even though we all knew that the joke was the thief or thieves, since our main man Anso made sweet, sweet love to those instruments, we were pretty peeved about it.

Luckily, the guitars were recovered last week, according to a posting on the band’s Facebook page:

STOLEN KATATONIA GUITARS “TURNED IN”

As much as I’d love to know the full story behind the guitars’ return — ’cause there’s obviously way more to it than this — I’m mostly just happy that it all worked out in the end. I don’t know what’s gonna happen to the culprit, but I think we can all agree on one thing: Anso should decide the punishment.

Don’t forget that Katatonia are still doing their MetalSucks-presented headlining trek with Swallow the Sun and Orphaned Land until October 7; you can get remaining dates after the jump.

Sep. 27 – Mesa, AZ – U.B.’s
Sep. 28 – Tucson, AZ – The Rock
Sep. 30 – Dallas, TX – Trees
Oct. 01 – Austin, TX – Emo’s
Oct. 02 – Houston, TX – Warsaw
Oct. 04 – Atlanta, GA – Masquerade
Oct. 05 – Louisville, KY – Uncle Pleasants
Oct. 06 – Raleigh, NC – Volume 11
Oct. 07 – Springfield, VA – Jaxx

-AR

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