BREAKING: A TRUE HEAVY METAL MIRACLE!!!
Every now and then you hear about a miracle. I’m not talking about, like, your dad surviving some emergency surgery or anything as circumstantial as that — no no no, I mean a true, honest-to-God miracle, like someone saw Jesus on their toast, or The Virgin Mary in their coffee. It’s moments like these that make you know there really is a Higher Power, and that life has some meaning to it after all.
Well, reader Michael LaGrow has experienced just such a miracle, and he even sent us photographic evidence to prove it. For Michael has a dirt stain on his wall… that looks just like Eddie. Check it out (click on the picture to embiggen):
So that proves it.
There is a God.
And his name is Derek Riggs.
I’d like to say THANK YOU SO MUCH to Michael for sending this in. It is a truly momentous, life-changing event. GLORY, GLORY, HALLELUJAH!!!