I ACTUALLY DON’T WANNA LISTEN TO THE NEW JESU SONG RIGHT NOW

Because I’m guessing — and I know I’m going way, way out on a limb here — that the song is sadder than watching child burn victims watch a puppy get run over. Just a guess. It’s not based on anything, really, other than every other Jesu song ever.

But I’m sure the song, “Small Wonder,” is terrific. I mean, I do love Jesu. I just had a nice weekend and I’m not in the mood to spoil it with, like, a black hole of depression in audio form right now.

So listen here, and if I’m wrong and Justin Broadrick has actually written a song about a kittie frolicking with the Swedish Bikini Team in a field of sunflowers, then, please, by all means, let me know, and I’ll check out the track immediately. Otherwise, I think it has to wait until I’m back to being grumpy. I’m gonna work on my taxes later this afternoon, so that should shit all over my day nice n’ proper.

Jesu’ latest, Ascension, comes out May 10 on Caldo Verde.

-AR