GET WYLDE WITH “IDOL REMAINS”
Zakk Wylde appeared on American Idol last night, accompanying contestant James Turbin on a cover of Sammy Hagar’s “Heavy Metal,” ’cause, I dunno, I guess he felt like he had too much cred left.
We’re not going to try and give you any actual detailed analysis of this blessed event, though, because, well… that’s why we have “Idol Remains,” Anso DF’s stupefyingly entertaining weekly re-cap of the show! Anso suffers so we don’t have to… and, besides, his writing is far more enjoyable than the program itself. Just check out these rave reviews!
“‘Idol Remains’ make me sad I’m not actually on the show anymore :( :( :(”
“‘Idol Remains’ is so good it, it makes me wish I could actually sing!”
“Where am I? Who’s talking? Hello? Is there anyone there?”
So what are you waiting for? Catch up on all of Anso’s “Idol Remains” here. His latest installment will run tomorrow afternoon!!!