News 0 Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Enters Rehab, Band Cancel Las Vegas Dates and Release Statement May 24th, 2022 at 1:55pm Emperor Rhombus We hope he gets the help he needs in treatment.
Viral Vomit 0 Aerosmith + Aretha Franklin = Arethasmith June 30th, 2021 at 11:59am MetalSucks Listen to a mash-up of “Sweet Emotion” and “Rock Steady.”
Viral Vomit 0 King Crimson’s Robert Fripp & Toyah Willcox Cover Aerosmith’s “Love in an Elevator” June 27th, 2021 at 8:12am MetalSucks From 1989’s Pump.
Black Collar Workers 0 The Highest Grossing Tours of 2019 So Far Include Metallica, Kiss, Trans-Siberian Orchestra, and More July 3rd, 2019 at 9:39am Axl Rosenberg “Others” includes Def Leppard and Disturbed.
Symphonies of Sickness 0 Aerosmith’s Joe Perry Collapsed After Performance, Rushed to Hospital November 11th, 2018 at 2:24pm MetalSucks He had just gotten off stage from a guest appearance with Billy Joel in New York.
This Sucks 0 Trans-Siberian Orchestra Founder Paul O’Neill Dead at 61 April 6th, 2017 at 9:37am Axl Rosenberg Cause of death was an unspecified “chronic illness.”
Black Collar Workers 0 Metallica Now Share a Billboard Chart Record with Aerosmith February 10th, 2017 at 10:05am Axl Rosenberg Thanks to “Atlas, Rise!”
Lolz 0 Disney Alters Steven Tyler’s Hand For Aerosmith Roller Coaster Video to Downplay Potential Anus-Fingering August 18th, 2016 at 2:30pm Emperor Rhombus Two in the Christ I can’t even write it.
This Sucks 0 Joe Perry Rushed to Hospital Midway Through Hollywood Vampires’ Brooklyn Gig July 11th, 2016 at 10:30am Emperor Rhombus He apparently suffered from cardiac arrest.
Worst Week Ever 0 The Top Ten Posts on MetalSucks This Week January 29th, 2016 at 5:00pm Axl Rosenberg This week’s top stories include Phil Anselmo, Guns N’ Roses, Van Halen, and more.
Reunion Mania 0 Aerosmith’s Steven Tyler Claims Responsibility for Guns N’ Roses Reunion; Guns N’ Roses Have No Idea What He’s Talking About January 28th, 2016 at 2:00pm Axl Rosenberg Read their hilarious response.
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What 5 Covers of *Beloved Hit Songs* Are Awesome? November 13th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Don’t feel bad, Corey Taylor and Lzzy Hale. Only these five have pulled it off!
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Five Bands Should Tour Together Right Now? August 21st, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Your dream tour: Five similar bands? Five distinct and complimentary bands? Wild stuff or weird stuff?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Five Bands Have You Seen In Concert 230 Times? June 12th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Which bands can thank you most for your repeat business?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: What Physical CDs/Vinyls Are Undiscardable? June 5th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Your collection of physical media: What parts of it shall you never part with?
Friday 5 0 Friday 5: The Five Greatest Stage Falls! April 24th, 2015 at 4:30pm MetalSucks Have a nice trip!
Metal Tech 0 Digital Downloads Have Come a Long Way Since 1994 July 10th, 2014 at 10:00am Axl Rosenberg Twenty years ago, it took Aerosmith fans more than an hour to download a three minute song.
Cinemetal 0 Video: Slash Performs with Aerosmith, Steven Tyler Mumbles His Way Through “Welcome to the Jungle” April 9th, 2014 at 1:00pm Axl Rosenberg Earnestly delightful.
Hipsters Out Of Metal! 0 Achy-Breaky Too: Five Hair Metal Jams Destined For Rap Redux February 21st, 2014 at 3:30pm Anso DF Don’t tell your heart: Rap-metal started years before Korn and Limp Bizkit.
What the...?? 0 Three Young Men Produce and Publicly Release Horrible Videos of Themselves Lip Syncing to Kiss, AC/DC, Aerosmith in an Apparent Effort to Remain Virgins Forever January 27th, 2014 at 4:30pm Axl Rosenberg Whoshotwhointhewhatnow?
